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junebug44
05-16-2012, 11:27 AM
...we are going to need to break things off. It's not you, it's me. I know we've spent countless years together eating take-out and watching tv on the couch but I'm looking for a change. A number that's smaller and more active...perhaps even a sexier version of yourself but begins with the number "one." I know you are hanging on for dear life for coming on 3 weeks now because you know I'll never see you again. But just like your pesky friend 256 who hung on for a month, my determination and persistence will eventually win out. Why don't you just give up and make this easy.

Oh, and by the way warn 236 and 226 that I'm not interested in them either and will soon pass them by as well. When that time comes they should just give up and not make things awkard by hanging on for too long. It's just easier that way :D

Sincerely,

junebug


silentarctic
05-16-2012, 11:33 AM
LOVE it!

free1
05-16-2012, 11:55 AM
Too cute!


MsBrightside
05-16-2012, 01:36 PM
Haha made me laugh! :)

DaugT
05-16-2012, 01:45 PM
Don't let the door hit you in the rear on the way out!! ;)

Brandis
05-16-2012, 01:50 PM
Die 246!!!! Also, could you tell your cousin 181 that he'll soon be swimmin' with the fishes?

ChouKoe
05-16-2012, 03:19 PM
lol that's funny
my 308.6 is clingy I'm not sure how to get rid of it.

synger
05-16-2012, 03:21 PM
ROFL! Very well put!

aasshhlleeyy
05-16-2012, 04:08 PM
Haha that is great!

Goddess Jessica
05-16-2012, 04:18 PM
Dear #215,

There was a day when I dreamed of you. I couldn't wait to see you in the morning and sometimes I would wake up and I knew you were so close yet, you eluded me. And then the day came when I finally saw you. I was so excited. But it was clear we were a short-term thing. Nothing serious. I never asked you to move in. When I finally convinced you to go, I was just so happy. I knew it was better... for the both of us.

In a moment of weakness and a bad night, I rolled over and there you were again. And I know this is awkward but it's clear we're not suited for each other. I am sure there is someone else that dreams of you just like I once did but I'm looking for a healthier relationship. So let's agree to part ways. It's clear that what leads me to you is unrestraint so consider this a restraining order.

Love,
GJ

mahtha
05-16-2012, 05:00 PM
Ahh, unrequited love <3 I hope the deadbeat moves along soon and makes way for a new suitor.

linJber
05-16-2012, 05:01 PM
Junebug and Jesswica - you just made me lough out loud. Hope the next relationships are more to your liking - fleeting and just a memory until you get to goal!

Lin

Tai
05-16-2012, 05:59 PM
So cute Junebug and Jessica!

junebug44
05-16-2012, 07:51 PM
That makes me laugh so hard Jessica!

Man oh man it sounds like the awkward clingy pounds are rampant around here! :D

Underwater
05-16-2012, 09:35 PM
Dear #215,

There was a day when I dreamed of you. I couldn't wait to see you in the morning and sometimes I would wake up and I knew you were so close yet, you eluded me. And then the day came when I finally saw you. I was so excited. But it was clear we were a short-term thing. Nothing serious. I never asked you to move in. When I finally convinced you to go, I was just so happy. I knew it was better... for the both of us.

In a moment of weakness and a bad night, I rolled over and there you were again. And I know this is awkward but it's clear we're not suited for each other. I am sure there is someone else that dreams of you just like I once did but I'm looking for a healthier relationship. So let's agree to part ways. It's clear that what leads me to you is unrestraint so consider this a restraining order.

Love,
GJ

Hey 215... *blush* How's it going? Maybe we could get coffee sometime soon <3

PghGal
05-16-2012, 09:50 PM
:joker:

Meka150
05-17-2012, 01:16 AM
June maybe you can introduce me to your friend 246. I'd like to get to know him by mid July.

junebug44
05-17-2012, 11:25 AM
Meka - I'm happy to report that 246 and I are no longer an item and he is 100% available at this time :D He'll be waiting for you in July ;)
All of the laughing from this thread must have helped me out because I woke up to #244 this morning.

ChouKoe
05-17-2012, 02:49 PM
haha That's great!

Elizabeth779
05-18-2012, 03:25 AM
Oh Junebug -- thank you for posting that -- I really needed to hear that -- it speaks volumes about the proper attitude to have towards a pesky pound. :)

Plexi
05-18-2012, 04:10 AM
:lol:

Dumplin
05-18-2012, 06:27 AM
I want to move into the new world of onderland ! This tread is so cute ! LOL

SmallSteps
05-19-2012, 05:38 PM
I will gladly take 246 in for a short fling but he can't stay around long!!

Mountain Mamma
05-19-2012, 05:47 PM
These are hysterical! Sure a lot of talent in this group!

SmallSteps
05-25-2012, 04:47 PM
Alright me an 246 are over now!! Who wants him?

SmallSteps
06-13-2012, 05:01 PM
June I am dating your ex! I hope you don't mind!

HealthyMeWannabe
06-13-2012, 05:34 PM
:rofl: I am at work and laughing my tail off at this thread!!!!!!!!!! Love it!!!!!

synger
06-13-2012, 06:57 PM
I'd LOVE to see 246, but I think he's not quite ready for me yet. Maybe in another month or so...

sluggerbean
06-13-2012, 07:52 PM
:rofl:

I love this thread! If we can't laugh at ourselves, at whom can we laugh?

junebug44
06-14-2012, 11:16 AM
hahahaha...smallsteps you can have him! I'll warn you though, he gets very old after awhile :D