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mrainy
02-13-2001, 01:44 PM
On WW I sometimes feel like the third piggy, lol.


THREE LITTLE PIGS

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter, "but why have you only ordered water"?



You're gonna hate me for this....


The third piggy says -


"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!'"


Tato
02-14-2001, 01:32 AM
This was funny! Thanks!

Tato
04-04-2001, 01:46 PM
Pulling up!


MyGirl
04-06-2001, 03:46 AM
hehehe...lol :)

BigFatBooty
04-07-2001, 06:12 AM
you gotta laugh :lol:

jlnah
04-07-2001, 10:06 AM
Thanks for the laugh! I needed that! :)

mompen
04-10-2001, 11:59 AM
That was too cute! :) Penny

HizGal
10-12-2002, 06:54 PM
Too Funny! :lol: A real keeper!

Sherry
10-14-2002, 11:39 PM
Thanks for the laugh!! :lol: What a cute joke!! I'm going to share it with the ladies on my forum!! Thanks!!

Sherry:cool: