Low Carb Archive - Kitchen Table

An elderly couple was sitting at the kitchen table on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.

"You know" she said, "We were probably sitting in the kitchen
across from each other 50 years ago."

"Yea" he said, "But we were probably naked."

"So let's get naked now" she suggested.

So they both took off all their clothes and sat across from each other.

"You know" she said smiling lovingly "My nipples feel just as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago."

He replied "I'm sure they are -
one is in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."

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Hmmmmm - that was that funny feeling at breakfast this morning! Good one!

Thanks Leens--I needed that--you know I've been craving oatmeal--now I know how I can have it!

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This is too funny, Leens!! :)

:lol: :lol: Leens what perfect timing!!! It is my aunt and uncles 50th anniversary this April. He just loves a good joke. This is the perfect joke to share at their party..THANK YOU!!!