General chatter - Things no human being has ever said

Wayne W
10-08-2011, 11:42 PM
So I was just watching a movie on TV and thought to myself... I bet no one has ever said

Alien 3 was the best of the series.

10-09-2011, 12:59 AM
Well, I can't quote verbatim, but one time I was going on a field trip to a mine site and scheduled to fly on a 31-seat Dash 8 plane, while several of my classmates were set to fly on the much smaller, more rugged Dash 6 Twin Otter plane. Being an aviation buff, I had hoped to switch planes because I had never been on a Twin Otter before and I like to experience flying in all kinds of planes. I am the only person (that I know of) who has ever flown and requested a downgrade.

10-09-2011, 04:04 AM
"Dick Cheney is a superb hunter."

10-09-2011, 04:36 AM
"Dick Cheney is a superb hunter."


10-09-2011, 08:14 AM
Actually, my partner likes Alien 3 the best. I think he's human...

10-09-2011, 09:47 AM
Go ask Tiger, he's married.....

10-09-2011, 02:56 PM
"I think the Toronto Maple Leafs has a good shot of winning the Stanley Cup this season" Of course, everything I say and do always comes back to haunt me, so I guess I can reasonably expect the Leafs to win next June!

Wayne W
10-10-2011, 02:47 PM
"I only watch the Super Bowl for the football."

10-10-2011, 04:30 PM
"Phonebooth" should have won the Oscar.

11-29-2011, 10:50 AM
"Julia Gillard is fantastic"