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Leenie
01-23-2003, 10:38 AM
EXERCISE

It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the heck she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small
country.

And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.


meg 1+2
01-24-2003, 02:43 AM
Hey Henny Youngman....I needed that!!!! (oops might be dating myself)

Leenie that was so cute...almost as cute as you!!!!

Thanks for the laugh~~~~~~~~~Meg:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tippy
01-24-2003, 09:46 AM
Oh Leenie, that's sooo funny! I read your ost to R this morning while he got ready for work.


cathyxxx
01-24-2003, 11:41 AM
cute cute cute
this is why i took the day off from exercise today
haha

LindaT
01-24-2003, 11:47 AM
Who is Henny Youngman? :p

meg 1+2
01-25-2003, 01:51 AM
Linda,

Henny Youngman was the "king of one liners", he was a hoot! Maybe this will ring a bell..."take my wife....please".

He was best know for his rapid fire of one liners and he was extremely dry.

He died about 3 or 4 years ago in his early 90's.

Meg

ChrissyB
01-25-2003, 07:58 AM
Thanks Leens these are funny!! I read them to DH and he enjoyed them too. Thanks for the laughs!!

LindaT
01-25-2003, 11:33 AM
Meg :lol: I knew that. I was merely helping you date yourself :devil:

meg 1+2
01-25-2003, 12:01 PM
Now why doesn't that surpirse me???????:D

I figured since you weren't sooooo young yourself :lol: heck you must know who he is....but I'd give you the benefit. I should of know better :lol: :lol:

Have a nice day!

Hey, nice kitty picture....is he/she really yours?????

Meg

LindaT
01-25-2003, 12:25 PM
She is all mine. Or rather, I am all hers. I live in her house, ya know? :lol:

SweetPeaOK
01-25-2003, 08:54 PM
Zooni is so pretty. You could have at least taken a "family" picture Linda. Or did Zooni not want to??? :lol:

Loved the funnies Leens. Having the flabby thighs but the stomach covers them could be me. In a few years some of us can rewrite that to be "we have flabby thighs but the boobs cover them" :lol:

Meg when you will learn not to be so trusting?? :spin: