South Beach Diet - Time for a ** SNORK **




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Ruthxxx
01-11-2011, 02:51 PM
SCIENTIFIC KNEE-SLAPPERS

A recent scientific experiment discovered that frogs can be levitated using magnetic coils. Magnets have two poles: the north pole and the south pole.

This experiment succeeded by adding a third: the tadpole.

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Cryptographers make terrible drummers.

They're easily distracted by all the cymbals.

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Geologists are the only scientists who are glad when their work is taken for granite.


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Forgive me, Chickies. I'm trying to pretend I'm ten years old!


weezle
01-11-2011, 03:18 PM
:lol3: booooooooooooooooo

uscarchie
01-11-2011, 03:29 PM
wokka wokka. :) Thanks for the smile Ruth!


Heidi58
01-11-2011, 05:21 PM
:p

murphmitch
01-11-2011, 05:38 PM
Ha, Ha!

cottagebythesea
01-11-2011, 05:44 PM
These sound like what I hear from the back seat on the way home from school. :dizzy:

Shad
01-12-2011, 01:16 AM
We need a laugh over here. I might have to use them on the kids around the place. Thanks Ruth

LADY WINDSONG
01-12-2011, 05:14 AM
:dizzy: