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BellaLucia
12-04-2010, 07:21 PM
. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


mom4life
12-04-2010, 10:12 PM
Lmbo

vdander24
12-04-2010, 10:35 PM
That is HILARIOUS!!! Thanks. I'm bi-lingual. Does that lower the risk?


Lnoelparis
01-05-2011, 05:11 PM
Que?

angeluv
01-06-2011, 11:00 AM
thats great!

shrinkingmommy
01-09-2011, 11:54 PM
funny

katieJames27
05-06-2013, 07:37 PM
This made me laugh.

merstopher
01-09-2014, 06:38 PM
Lol

vealcalf2000
04-11-2014, 06:18 AM
LOL I was scared for a minute thinking this was an article on what I should and shouldn't eat! Ha ha ha! :)

rebekim
06-06-2014, 03:00 PM
Lol :))

faiora
10-26-2014, 12:39 AM
Pfffft Americans don't speak English. :p

DivineDivina
10-26-2014, 12:54 PM
This is hilarious! And I agree faiora, most Americans don't speak English! lol.

MrUki
11-09-2014, 03:57 PM
I need to learn a second language fast!