Heh. Every time I see the title of this topic all I can think is the cake is a lie.
@munchievictim That is exactly what I was afraid would happen! We just moved here and I had no idea how many kids would come by and I didn't want to get stuck with a giant bowl of candy.
So we kept the lights off and watched movies while pretending we weren't home.
There was only one knock on the door and I didn't hear any kids or people outside (and we ALWAYS hear when there are people outside) so I'm glad we didn't get the candy.