Lighten Up! - New health care proposals LANGUAGE WARNING




ANOther
09-29-2010, 12:57 PM
The AMA has weighed in on Obama-care:


The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The ENT specialists wouldn't hear of it.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the @$$holes in Washington.

Since then the Vasectomy surgeons have expressed concerns that the cuts would affect men in a very sensitive area - but the other surgeons thought they were talking bollocks.


gottadoit2010
09-29-2010, 01:16 PM
Too funny!!!

Aunty Jam
09-29-2010, 04:32 PM
Great! Thanks for sharing, I needed the laugh today!


ddc
09-29-2010, 09:45 PM
Funny. But where was the bad language??? :)

ANOther
09-30-2010, 04:03 PM
Funny. But where was the bad language??? :)

I redacted one instance in line -2, but 2 lines above it was another baddish word I missed

CourtneyDaisey
10-11-2010, 09:54 PM
LMAO!!!!! I am so e-mailing that to my dad! That's a riot!