Weight Loss News and Current Events - "Celebrity Cellulite" issue of Nat'l Enquirer: glad I'm not famous

Holy cow if any of these women have the SLIGHTEST SHADDOW OF A DIMPLE anywhere on their bodies they zero in on it and blow it up for his silly feature.

I would love to have the kind of "cellulite" shown here on Demi Moore, Mischa Barton, Sofia Vergara, etc!