Lighten Up! - Sweet 98 Yr. Old Lady?....Riiiiight....




EZMONEY
07-20-2010, 07:19 PM
All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Saturday service,
the Rabbi asked,
' How many of you have forgiven your enemies? '
80% held up their hands.

The Rabbi then repeated his question.
All responded this time,
except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Grossman'
' Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?

I don't have any.
'She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Grossman, that is very unusual.
How old are you? '

'Ninety-eight, 'she replied.
The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

'Oh, Mrs. Grossman, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world? '

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said,



'I outlived the *****es.'


lizziep
07-20-2010, 08:57 PM
haha love it.

Lori259
07-20-2010, 09:04 PM
HILARIOUS GARY!! I gotta run tell the hubby.
THAT TOTALLY Cracked me up! ~SO Funny. hehehehehehehe


bargoo
07-20-2010, 10:14 PM
My kind of lady, I want to grow up to be just like her.

JoJoJo2
07-23-2010, 10:36 PM
I'm working on living that long, and for that very reason!!! :D

EZMONEY
07-23-2010, 10:58 PM
GOOD FOR YOU JO!! Won't be long!! OUTSTANDING!

penmage
10-27-2010, 10:54 PM
I want to be like that woman when I'm old. That's awesome!

PJay
11-12-2010, 07:53 AM
:cheer2: I love that woman....... lol

katieJames27
05-06-2013, 07:46 PM
That's a good plan.