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ddc
05-06-2010, 10:47 AM
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Donna asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Donna ,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Donna. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,
'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Donna I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Donna, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this .)

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.' :lol:


Tamlesmad
05-06-2010, 11:27 AM
I just laughed out loud at work. Thanks for the laugh.

pink sparkle
05-06-2010, 11:47 AM
Ha ha ha! I'm in so much pain (toothache) but this really made me laugh! Thanks!


beerab
05-06-2010, 12:13 PM
lol how funny!

cookinmary
05-06-2010, 12:34 PM
Good one, thanks for sharing.

CanadianCutie
05-06-2010, 12:46 PM
LMAO that was great.

salina82
05-21-2010, 12:41 AM
That's One Of The Funniest Jokes I've Ever Read!!!!!!

BCurious1
06-27-2010, 01:57 AM
I'm passing this one to my cousin who works in a nursing home - she will love it :D

thisis4me
06-29-2010, 10:30 PM
Love It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stripes
07-07-2010, 01:32 PM
lol made me smile :D

charmtime
07-10-2010, 08:56 PM
I love it...thanks for the laugh.

getnslim
08-03-2010, 05:30 PM
too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

L R K
08-03-2010, 05:38 PM
HeHe :lol:

Apeyness
08-03-2010, 06:20 PM
:) :) :)

CourtneyDaisey
10-11-2010, 10:57 PM
Hahahahahaha! Of course, with a title like this, I just HAD to read this! It was definitely a good one! Gonna e-mail that to my mom!

angelanicole23
10-24-2010, 05:23 PM
hahahaha hilarious!

doppio
10-26-2010, 07:04 PM
lololol oh, the things old people say

penmage
10-27-2010, 07:08 PM
Haha! That's cute.

Nola Celeste
10-29-2010, 09:17 PM
Hmm, does this explain Brett Favre and those suspicious pictures? ;)

PJay
11-12-2010, 07:51 AM
:cp::lol: LMAO!! Too funny..... Made my Friday and it's just begun... Thanks!

katieJames27
05-06-2013, 07:44 PM
What happens the next after viewing? Funny!

bargoo
05-06-2013, 08:43 PM
Lol!

cheeriloos
08-20-2013, 05:53 PM
Lol, clever.

Wine4me
10-15-2013, 03:10 AM
I am a nurse, and that is very cute! Also not uncommon.

OthelloLove
01-19-2014, 04:16 PM
Ok that was pretty funny.... LOL

SkylarLeeDixon
04-30-2014, 11:45 AM
Thanks for the laugh! Im so telling that joke to my husband today LOL

projectjudi
05-04-2014, 08:47 PM
Too funny!

NaughtyNibbler
07-02-2014, 03:25 PM
Thanks! I needed a good laugh.:o

Bingefreebabe
07-02-2014, 03:45 PM
It even made my cranky husband laugh!

w8forme
10-25-2014, 02:37 PM
I am not good at remembering or telling jokes but I hope I can remember that one. made me smile :carrot:

Jesslan Rose
10-25-2014, 03:25 PM
Thanks for the laugh!!! :D