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CurlyWurly
03-16-2010, 06:19 PM
1) "Fine"

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) "Five Minutes"

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to play the xbox before helping around the house.

3) "Nothing"

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) "Go Ahead"

This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) [Loud Sigh]

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) "That’s Okay"

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) "Thanks"

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8 ) "Whatever"

Is a woman’s way of saying F- YOU!

9) "Don’t worry about it, I got it"

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.


grrrkgrrrl
03-16-2010, 06:22 PM
hhhahahaha

they're all true!

buzybee188
03-16-2010, 06:24 PM
Funny stuff!


seabiscuit
04-25-2010, 09:18 PM
Lol :d

Operator265
04-25-2010, 09:33 PM
Every man needs to get a copy of this lamented for him on his wedding night. Might help bring down the divorce rate in America.

Cglasscock1
04-25-2010, 11:58 PM
So true!

StuffedBunny
04-27-2010, 06:15 PM
haha #9 is the one most applied to my relationship.

AnnieCH
05-03-2010, 07:23 PM
Haha! Thanks for sharing :)

angelskeep
05-03-2010, 07:27 PM
Every man needs to get a copy of this lamented for him on his wedding night. Might help bring down the divorce rate in America.

LAMENTED Is that a Freudian slip? LOLOL!

Barb

bex
05-06-2010, 06:22 AM
Oh gosh these are all sooooo true for me.
I feel so sorry for my boyfriend haha.

Eliana
05-06-2010, 04:51 PM
I am so guilty of each and every one of those! Poor DH needs to study that list.

Ciao
05-06-2010, 11:45 PM
Oh gosh these are all sooooo true for me.
I feel so sorry for my boyfriend haha.

My thoughts exactly!

ButtrflyGrl
07-07-2010, 10:16 PM
That was very funny! :D