[rosekeet]

I was browsing through the bathing suits at VictoriasSecret.com and I came across the "topless bikini". This is honestly one of the most bizarre, and slightly hilarious things I've ever come across.

Who buys a bathing suit like this? And, more importantly, where? I guess, a nude beach, but then, why not just go all the way?

I'm not sure my sensibilities are offended or if I admire the chaputz of anyone who'd wear a bathing suite like this.

[chickapea]

ROFL! That's hilarious! I wouldn't have believed it unless I had clicked on the link.

Even if I had that model's body, I wouldn't have the guts to wear that thing. I'd always be looking down wondering if my boobs looked funny.

[garstar]

hahahahahaha! My sister works there, I'm going to make fun of her for this simply because I can

[chickybird]

the first image that came to mind was that scene in "Borat" where he wears that terrible speedo...
Did you notice it was 68 bucks? You'd get more fabric from a hair scrunchie.

[Brittany1988]

Wait........what? hahaha. I don't care how skinny I get, I couldn't wear that. I think it would almost be better to just be naked. lmao

[shelbell]

I saw that and thought it must have been in style, and was scared! Glad to see it's not, haha!

[mescelestus]

I wouldn't want that model's body...and the suit is just silly!

[SpinQueen]

lmao 1st of all ... that poor model has ZERO boobs to begin with. Why not at least have a model with some kinda boobs, model for a 'topless' bikini lol stupid on their part.

2nd ... I would say this is more for peeps who go to nude beaches. And if that's the case, why wear anything at all?? lol

edited to give chicka a slice of pizza! lol - looks like she needs it

[gatorgirl6]

Imagine the tan line. Not a good idea.

[shortandfluffy]

Haha... I don't get it either. If you go to a nude beach and don't want to show it "all" just wear bottoms!

My DH would say that the model in the ad needs to eat a sandwich.. haha. He likes girls with curves.. good thing for me. LOL

[gatorgirl6]

Originally Posted by SpinQueen

lmao 1st of all ... that poor model has ZERO boobs to begin with. Why not at least have a model with some kinda boobs, model for a 'topless' bikini lol stupid on their part.

Maybe their thought was 'topless' bikini = 'topless' model lol. But then most runway models would fall into the 'topless' category.

[astrophe]

What weird tan lines...

I agree -- nude beach just go nekkid or wear the bottoms.

But for me, I stick to racerback Speedos for laps in the pool. I'm not much of a sunbather.

A.

[utgirl09]

Lol. That is funny. It does come with a bandeau top too as a second piece though, so if worn that way it is no different than a bikini.

[stellart]

my first thought was....

isn't that just some sort of marketing strategy to sell bikini bottoms as something "new"

but then after i clicked on it, i realized i guess it's just some sort of new style of revamping the old school bottoms.

[Gracie789]

wow, that's ummmmm, different. the suit with the bandeau top is kinda cute although I wonder what the back looks like, the description said the back was minimal so it's probably a thong. Without the top the tan lines would be really weird.