Weight Loss Surgery - ANOTHER of Jiff's home maintenance posts!

12-05-2009, 08:42 PM
For a good laugh, i hope. but i gotta tell you all, i think i'm getting better!!

I actually fixed the pantry door!!!! i took the screwdriver and tightened the screws in the - ummm - what are they called? the flat plates that hold the door to the wall? the hinges??? anyway, they're working well.

and THEN, i've been putting plastic on the screens - opening the windows, taping them to the screen, then closing the window. aren't you proud of me??? this year, i didn't put them on the OUTSIDE of the house, where it blows off, OR on the INSIDE where all the tape makes a mess on the windowsill!!!!

and the floors are mopped!

yeah - i know most of you can do all this stuff without thinking twice, but for me, this is all a big deal. and i RARELY do any of it without turning into lucille ball!!!!

12-06-2009, 01:34 AM
You're cute and funny enough to be her lady (and a flirt to boot!) good on ya getting stuff done

12-09-2009, 05:52 PM
You don't have that "plummer's crack" thing going on when you bend over do you?

12-10-2009, 10:54 AM
:rofl: no - thank goodness!!!!! what a horrible vision!!!!