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EZMONEY
11-20-2009, 02:27 PM
Seriously, I really thought I knew her...everything about her ;)

OK...not every single thing. To be honest I couldn't tell you the color of her eyes...but then that's OK with her 'cause I don't ever remember my kids eye color either! I know to answer hazel when confronted...I have a 50/50 chance :)

I found last night I was wrong...way wrong :^:

She was heading out the door to teach some :yoga: yoga at church, I called to her and said...

"Oh wait Babe, do you want refried or black beans for dinner?"

"Black"...

"But we just had those the other day"...

"OK then pinto"...

"OK, but we have refried black beans too"....

"I really don't like refried beans"....

"But we have them all the time...we have for 15 years"...

"Babe, that's because you and the kids like refried beans, I don't"...

"But you always ate them when I made them"....

"Gotta go...make whatever you want"...

I thought I knew her...after all these years...what am I gonna do with all these refried beans...pinto and black....that I have?" :shrug:


BellaLucia
11-20-2009, 02:30 PM
Funny Ez! I have feelings for a guy who's face I can hardly remember. It's the way that he made me feel that sticks with me!

bargoo
11-20-2009, 02:59 PM
For years when I was going to make pancakes I would buy blueberry syrup it was a long time before my oldest son told me, they don't like blueberry syrup. (But I do, I thought everybody did . ) Same with Oscar Meyer Weiners , I bought them 'cuz I liked them, finally somebody in the family got the nerve to say "they" preferred another brand.


wicketbird
11-20-2009, 05:57 PM
Same here :) One day my hubby and son came home with two packages of hot dogs. One was the usual brand, which, they said, was for me, because that was the brand I liked. The other was one I don't remember, because the ones on sale taste the best! okay, whatever!

bargoo
11-21-2009, 09:25 AM
wicket, I see we live not far from each other. My son lives in Sunnyvale.

PearFreak
11-23-2009, 02:15 PM
Wowsers, Gary. That is a small detail you should have been paying more attention to. ;)

EZMONEY
11-23-2009, 08:02 PM
Actually...I may be in big trouble tonight...she isn't saying....she is doing homework for an online class she is taking....watching a dvd that is required...

I got a bit nasty with her over a kitchen faucet she purchased....

I have not raise my voice to my wife in 10 years...until this afternoon...

I have apologized but got the...uh-huh....nothing else....

I might be in big trouble...might not....

I am scared...

On the other hand I WAS RIGHT!!...I WAS....

I think....

Lori259
11-23-2009, 08:08 PM
LOL~Ez I have been married for nearly 17 years~I still do not know what my hubby likes to eat~He switches on me all the time.....LOL
As far as the faucet...us women do not like to be told were wrong LOL~She may act fine but will get you back real soon when ya least expect it LOL
If I was you I would be scared too ~HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

EZMONEY
11-23-2009, 08:50 PM
LORI are you saying the polenta she is making tonight might be...

POISONED! "the freak sign would go here but for some reason it isn't working tonight...so...FREAK!!!!"

Lori259
11-23-2009, 10:35 PM
hahahahahahah~Might be EZ ~MIGHT BE!

(Although~ I was meaning it's more of one of those type of things that we was right and we prove you was wrong type deals in an in your face type of way when Ya least expect it.....But still ya never know LOL!)

EZMONEY
11-23-2009, 10:39 PM
HA!

Let me tell you kiddo...I am one smart guy...because...I know that my wife is...

always right!!!

cathydoe
11-23-2009, 10:40 PM
Why is this under the "games" section??

Close2MyHeart
11-23-2009, 10:49 PM
EZ ~ My husband and I both refrained from buying grapefruit juice for the first 8 years of our marriage thinking the other hated it. We were at my Moms for bfast one Christmas morning and she had grapefruit juice. Simultaneously we said "Oh yum!! I haven't had this in AGES." and then just stared at each other. LOL!! Needless to say, we buy grapefruit juice now. ;)

It's fun to learn new things about each other even after many years together. <3

EZMONEY
11-23-2009, 10:54 PM
LOL!!! LOVE the story CLOSE2MY HEART!!

CATHY DOE...this is in games because no one takes my marraige(s) seriously...

and that fact that I thought I was in General Chatter!!!

screwed up again....story of my life....wink

Lori259
11-23-2009, 11:01 PM
he is nervous because he knows Angie is gonna get HIM! LOL

EZMONEY
11-23-2009, 11:05 PM
I have NEVER won a fight...ever....


when women are involved....

EZMONEY
11-23-2009, 11:50 PM
Does this look like a woman that has forgiven her husband...don't even take the knife into consideration...(picture taken as she sat down to dinner....after me annoying her ;))

lizziep
11-24-2009, 01:28 AM
i believe funeral processions will be in order ... EZ.... got into hot water over a faucet and now he's stone cold!

;)


mmm refried beans.

TIARA
11-24-2009, 02:03 AM
lol.... she loves you so much she just ate it all thoes years..

dragonwoman64
11-24-2009, 10:32 AM
HA!

Let me tell you kiddo...I am one smart guy...because...I know that my wife is...

always right!!!

wise, wise words!

another quote I like: would you rather be right? or would you rather be happy? heh heh

bargoo
11-24-2009, 12:24 PM
HA!

Let me tell you kiddo...I am one smart guy...because...I know that my wife is...

always right!!!

And you better remember this or you may be in for a long, cold spell.

EZMONEY
11-24-2009, 02:27 PM
i believe funeral processions will be in order ... EZ.... got into hot water over a faucet and now he's stone cold!



She did mention something about my ashes was grass...I think it was my ashes....:dizzy:

lol.... she loves you so much she just ate it all thoes years..

And here I thought she ate ate those refried beans to pay me back for the under the covers toots! :)

wise, wise words!

another quote I like: would you rather be right? or would you rather be happy? heh heh

HAPPY?....seriously...I'm married ;)

And you better remember this or you may be in for a long, cold spell.

So true...I'm beginning to think this menopause thing is not seasonal! :)

cathydoe
11-26-2009, 07:32 PM
LOOK! Your thread "has moved" Did you get a mark by your name for NOT posting correctly?

Cathy

dutchgirl
11-27-2009, 02:26 AM
If Gary got marks by his name for doing things incorrectly his signature would be veeeeeeeeeeeeery long!:D

EZMONEY
11-27-2009, 09:08 AM
LOOK! Your thread "has moved" Did you get a mark by your name for NOT posting correctly?

Cathy

Oh for sure! 40 lashes with a wet turkey soup noodle! :mad:

If Gary got marks by his name for doing things incorrectly his signature would be veeeeeeeeeeeeery long!:D

Did I ever mention "What were you thinking?!" is my middle name? :dizzy:

cathydoe
11-27-2009, 11:51 AM
Well if the noodle wasn't cooked al dente then it would have broken up really really soon!

EZMONEY
11-27-2009, 09:43 PM
Well if the noodle wasn't cooked al dente then it would have broken up really really soon!

Well actually as of 15 minutes ago I have much bigger problems than that Cathy...I am supposed to be babysitting our dogs while Angie is out of town visiting her mom/sisters....one of my goldens just brought in the gardenia plant...the whole thing...picked it right out of the pot...

this won't go down easy for me!....:^:

cathydoe
11-27-2009, 09:53 PM
Oh My! Can't u repot it quick?

EZMONEY
11-27-2009, 10:01 PM
HA! Oh I shoved it back in the pot....after I texted Angie a picture of it...all I got back was a mean face icon!

Angie has the camera with her otherwise I would post a picture here...

Luckily, in this deal I am either 2nd or 3rd on the "doo-doo" list here...depends on if I can convince her the other dog had something to do with it too!

sarahyu
11-30-2009, 02:33 PM
That happened with me and my dh. I make this miso salmon recipe that is ok, but I thought he really liked. After making 2-3 x a month for several years out of the blue he says, "I don't really like this. Can you fix it another way?"
What????
I thought he liked soft over easy eggs and after several years of making him really runny. He tells me he likes them hard over easy. What????? He explained that he doesn't like scrambled eggs-where you mix it all up in the skillet with a spatula-where it's not uniform.

I have him rate recipes now 1-5, 1 being horrible don't ever make it again, 5 being I can eat every day it's so good.

So it's something that every married person goes through.

Good luck making up.
Sarah in MD

EZMONEY
11-30-2009, 08:18 PM
Thanks Sarah .... We have already made up...it is impossible for us to carry any issue past Sunday...it is mandatory that we hold hands during the sermon at church....any anger we may have had is long gone by then...