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Old 10-31-2009, 08:35 AM   #1  
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Default ** SNORK ** Halloween Riddles - Age ten and under
What do you get when you cross a ghost with Bambi?
Bamboo

Why don't witches ride their brooms when they're angry?
They don't want to fly off the handle

What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
Squash

Why don't skeletons cross the road?
They don't have the guts

What happened to the guy who couldn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
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Old 10-31-2009, 09:01 AM   #2  
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OK maybe I'm a child, but the exorcist one really cracked me up!
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Old 10-31-2009, 09:06 AM   #3  
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I thought they were hillarious! lol
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Too Funny Ruth! Happy Halloween to you.
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Old 10-31-2009, 01:17 PM   #5  
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These are cute! I'll have to remember them for the grandkids.
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Old 10-31-2009, 02:46 PM   #6  
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Loved 'em! Thanks!
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