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shcirerf
10-25-2009, 10:11 AM
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa : half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe : well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain : very
hot, relaxed, and
convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece : gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain : with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel : has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada : self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet : wildly beautiful, with
a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran : ruled by nuts.
THE END.


mescelestus
10-25-2009, 10:26 AM
WOW, that was a long joke, I did not see where that was going...LOVE IT!

bargoo
10-25-2009, 10:36 AM
True ! True !


EZMONEY
10-25-2009, 10:38 AM
.....

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran : ruled by nuts.
THE END.

HEY! I resemble that remark.....

shcirerf
10-25-2009, 11:13 AM
lol

chickybird
10-25-2009, 11:30 AM
my DH liked it;)

kaybelle9
10-25-2009, 11:41 AM
HAHA!!! I love it! Thanks for sharing!

CanadianCutie
10-25-2009, 08:51 PM
lol. Very cute.

CountingDown
10-25-2009, 11:05 PM
DH and I BOTH agreed - and loved it!
:D

SunshineCA
10-26-2009, 01:32 AM
:lol: Thanks for posting this! ;)