Lighten Up! - From my spam email box

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10-17-2009, 09:07 PM
I get a ton of spam email and every once in awhile turn it into a little story. Here is today's spam update.

Linkshare's latest newsletter unveiles earths top secret locations,
while Online Drugmart has meds
for my pet. SWREG wants to video my way, while,
nurses are needed,
but michellewilsno442 wants
a raincheck on that deal.

actsweb had an abandonment encounter while the medical coding
were handing out
exclusive warranty extensions to crissyparty24, who had her pics
posted by jamiejacobson11
during a denim sale at maurices.

The geocommunity staff carbon project was offering legal freedownloads
to marketingnews,
for surveys, while lisalovely77 was getting a raincheck from

Viagro wants to send me a free sample of viagra, so I won't
have to send a raincheck to chrissyparty24,
who claims to be older than she looks.

Topnet wants to send me financial aid to do free legal
downloads to sell warranty extensions to true local
sexy singles, who've confessed to jimtshirtshopper,
that they had a fling, that spiced up their life.

Teachers are needed for chrissyparty24, so she can
get a date with someone at plasticsurgeonsingles, so she
can have madmoney.

Hanna's member list wants to send jenniferbaxter
a certificate for an ultrasound, since she
bought the free download form jimtshirtshopper,
who recieved his viagra from viagrow released.

10-17-2009, 09:11 PM
Well..dang.. :rofl:

10-17-2009, 09:15 PM
LOL! I find it a fun diversion to write those up. I used to work for a newspaper, and it reminds me of trying to make something out of nothing for and article.

Besides, it's just dang fun!:D

10-17-2009, 09:15 PM

10-20-2009, 08:12 PM
funny stuff