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lisa43
10-06-2009, 01:52 PM
Based on the game played by the writers on NBC's "30 Rock" (called Marry Boff Kill on 30 Rock).

Simple Rules.

1) First person names three people, dead, alive, famous, etc.

2) Next person lists in order who you would marry, kiss and push and the reasons why. Then list three new people for the next person.


Here is the first group of people:

Bill Gates, Clive Owen, Alex Rodriguez


funnycanadiangirl
10-06-2009, 02:01 PM
Marry: Bill Gates. Why? Brains and dollars.... and generosity.
Kiss: Clive Owen. Why? Sooooo hot.
Push: A-Rod. Whiner.

Group 2. Will Ferrell, Paul McCartney, Brad Pitt

lovinlifex2
10-06-2009, 02:05 PM
Marry: Will Ferrell - so funny
Kiss: Brad Pitt - so hot
Push: Paul MCartney - so not my type

Group 3. David Letterman, Conan Obrien, Jay Leno


HaleyisLove
10-06-2009, 02:21 PM
Marry: Conan... Maybe I have a thing for redheads
Kiss: Jay... Because I definitely wouldnt kiss Letterman haha
Push: Letterman... he is a bit old :)

Group 4: Tim Mcgraw, Alan Jackson, Kenny Chesney

4myloves
10-06-2009, 02:25 PM
Toughie!!

Marry: Tim McGraw (even though I envision him with a little pecker)--he and Faith seem so happy together & he seems like a great family guy

Kiss: Alan Jackson--he's yummy!!

Push: Kenny Chesney--not my type!

Group 5: Drew Barrymore; Reese Witherspoon; Meg Ryan

lisa43
10-06-2009, 03:41 PM
Okay, they are all the wrong sex for me but here we go:

Marry - Drew Barrymore, she probably wouldn't take it seriously.

Kiss - Reese Witherspoon, hopefully same answer as above.

Push - Meg Ryan for cheating on Dennis Quaid with that gladiator dude.

4myloves
10-06-2009, 03:51 PM
Next group?

lisa43
10-06-2009, 04:02 PM
Whoops, forgot to name three more.

Here you go:

Jerry Falwell, Kobe Bryant, Mike Tyson

lisa43
10-06-2009, 04:56 PM
Okay, looks like no one wants to touch those three. Let's make it easier.

How about

Tiger Woods, George Clooney, Adam Rodriguez (Delco on CSI).

SunshineCA
10-06-2009, 05:01 PM
Marry: Adam Rodriguez ('Cuz he's GORGEOUS)

Kiss: Tiger Woods ($$, handsome, athletic)

Push: George Clooney (he's been around the block a few times)

Prince, A-Rod, Maury Povich

Aclai4067
10-06-2009, 05:23 PM
Marry- Prince (because he's the only one on the list I didn't have to google)
Kiss- A-rod (because he's fairly attractive)
Push- Maury (because I hate talk shows)

Fred Durst, Eminem, K-Fed (have fun with THOSE options :D )

EZMONEY
10-06-2009, 08:24 PM
I wanted the Meg Ryan one....:(

angee phalangee
10-06-2009, 09:05 PM
Marry - Fred Durst (because he's kinda cute, and I'd make him sing "Faith" to me...)
Kiss - Eminem (he's definitely cute enough for a kiss...and then I'd run.)
Push - K-Fed (because I'd rather be single ;))

Bobby Flay, Gordon Ramsay, Bob Harper (from Biggest Loser)

SunshineCA
10-07-2009, 02:00 AM
Marry - Fred Durst (because he's kinda cute, and I'd make him sing "Faith" to me...)
Kiss - Eminem (he's definitely cute enough for a kiss...and then I'd run.)
Push - K-Fed (because I'd rather be single ;))

Bobby Flay, Gordon Ramsay, Bob Harper (from Biggest Loser)

Marry: Bobby Flay because I just LOVE him and he could help me cook. :)

Kiss: Gordon Ramsay because he's a Food Network genius!

Push: Bob Harper because I exercise when I feel like it! ;)

LL Cool J, Chris O'Donnell, Jimmy Kimmel?

lizziep
10-07-2009, 02:57 AM
Marry CHris O Donell- seems the most normal of the group
kiss LL Cool J - c'mon you've seen him licking those lips!!!
push Jimmy Kimmel - the guys a d-bag!


one for the guys (or not?) Milla Jovovich, Scarlet Johannsen, Natalie Portman

4myloves
10-07-2009, 09:41 AM
It's just a game, what does it matter who's listed as long as they're famous(as far as gender, etc.)? We could list Kermit the Frog, Oscar the Grouch and Big Bird :lol:

With that being said:

Marry: Scarlet Johannsen--I like her.

Kiss: Milla Jovovich--ever since The 5th Element.

Push: Natalie Portman--overrated.

Next group: Jon Bon Jovi, Bret Michaels, Axle Rose

lisa43
10-07-2009, 04:21 PM
Marry - Bret Michaels, so I can see if he really does have a bald spot under the bandanna.

Kiss - Axl Rose, too fiery a temper to marry.

Push - Jon Bon Jovi, cheating on Valerie Bertinelli.

Next up:

Shrek, Archie Bunker, Homer Simpson

SunshineCA
10-07-2009, 04:49 PM
Marry: Homer Simpson (a family man with a job)

Kiss: Shrek (he may turn into a prince)

Push: Archie Bunker (the character was an A-hole)

Tony Danza, Elvis, Tupac

lisa43
10-07-2009, 04:59 PM
Marry Tony Danza, he is a good dad.

Kiss Tupac, he's a legend and how many people can say they kissed a legend, plus he looks like he would've been a good kisser.

Push Elvis for his life time of excesses and addictions and those really tacky outfits in his later years.

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Abe Lincoln

SunshineCA
10-07-2009, 05:06 PM
Marry Abe Lincoln because he did great things.

Kiss Bill Clinton just because we share the same birthday.

Puch Hillary Clinton because I really don't care for her much.

Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Bugs Bunny

Aclai4067
10-07-2009, 05:20 PM
Marry- Bugs (I like a smartass)
Kiss- Donald (I just like ducks)
Push- Mickey (for all those cartoons I had to watch in daycare where all he did was whistle and drive something [bus/train/boat/etc])

Dave Coulier, Bob Saget, John Stamos

SunshineCA
10-07-2009, 05:23 PM
Marry: John Stamos because who wouldn't want to roll over to him every morning. ;)

Kiss: Bob Saget for portraying such a great dad.

Push: Dave Coulier because his jokes drove me nuts!

Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O'Neal, Magic Johnson

lisa43
10-07-2009, 06:24 PM
Marry Shaq, I like a big man, plus he's cute in a that huge puppy kind of way.

Kiss - Magic, he's a likeable guy.

Push - Kobe, can't stand him, even tho he's an great baller. Loved it when Chauncey bounced the ball off him and then scored the winning basket in the playoffs last season!

Next up:

The cast of Gilligan's Island

EZMONEY
10-07-2009, 07:18 PM
....

Push - Kobe, can't stand him, even tho he's an great baller. Loved it when Chauncey bounced the ball off him and then scored the winning basket in the playoffs last season!



Pretty sure Kobe doesn't even remember that...as he holds the 2008-2009 CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY :)

angee phalangee
10-07-2009, 09:37 PM
Marry - The professor (because I'm a sucker for a hot nerd.)
Kiss - Mary Ann (because who doesn't like the cute girl next door?)
Push - Mr and/or Mrs. Howell (ew, snotty people.)

Joel McHale, Chelsea Handler, Kim Kardashian (I went a little E! crazy on this list...)

SunshineCA
10-08-2009, 01:24 AM
Marry: Joel Mc Hale because he'd make me laugh for the rest of my days. :)

Kiss: Kim Kardashian because she would be a fun one-time date.

Push: Chelsea Handler because she is annoying!

Mike Dunleavy, Phil Jackson, Byron Scott

lisa43
10-08-2009, 06:03 PM
Marry Dunleavy - I am assuming Sr and not Jr, seems like a good family man and has a decent job.

Kiss - Byron Scott, he is kinda easy on the eyes.

Push - Phil Jackson, because he coaches the Lakers!

lisa43
10-08-2009, 06:08 PM
Oh, I forgot the next group.

Val Kilmer, John Elway, Bruce Springsteen

PS-looking at my previous post about the rock stars, I just realized Jon Bon Jovi wasn't married to Valerie Bertinelli, that would be Eddie Van Halen.