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SunshineCA
08-16-2009, 01:01 AM
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: DO NOT ENTER!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


harrismm
08-16-2009, 01:05 AM
Rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!

SunshineCA
08-16-2009, 01:12 AM
:lol: Copied and inserted into my wallet. ;)


souvenirdarling
08-16-2009, 01:42 AM
I needed this!!!!!!

SunshineCA
08-16-2009, 03:40 AM
Good! :)

TracyB73
08-18-2009, 04:40 PM
OMG I have to remember this. Too funny

SunshineCA
08-19-2009, 01:14 AM
;)

MsDiana 08
08-19-2009, 01:48 AM
:lol:

SunshineCA
08-19-2009, 01:56 AM
I so had to exude the attitude of some of these today. :lol:

NightengaleShane
08-22-2009, 12:31 AM
:rofl: :lol: :rofl: Oh, these are EXCELLENT, thanks for sharing! :D

SunshineCA
08-22-2009, 03:18 AM
:lol: You're welcome! ;)

TIARA
09-28-2009, 03:02 AM
Lol Thanks I Needed To A Good Laugh

cheerios
09-28-2009, 07:41 AM
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?


Ahh..that one was my favorite =)

SunshineCA
09-28-2009, 06:14 PM
Ahh..that one was my favorite =)

:lol: Believe it or not, it's been used many times. :lol:

SunshineCA
09-28-2009, 06:15 PM
Lol Thanks I Needed To A Good Laugh

You're welcome Tiara. ;)