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Minya
08-13-2009, 11:23 AM
The basic rules for this game: Pick a quote from a movie that you've seen, and replace one word from that quote with the word 'Pants'

Here's an example : Lord of the Rings: The two towers

"Give me your pants horse master and I shall give you mine."


Give it a try and let's see what funny quotes we can come up with!


Deana
08-13-2009, 01:19 PM
"Nobody puts pants in the corner" - Dirty Dancing

(are we supposed to include the movie title?)

L R K
08-13-2009, 01:43 PM
"Here's looking at you, pants." Casablanca


lizziep
08-13-2009, 02:01 PM
"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Pants!" Donnie Darko

SunshineCA
08-13-2009, 02:17 PM
"You can’t handle the pants!" Colonel Jessep - A Few Good Men

Tomato
08-13-2009, 02:32 PM
"They are called pants, Ed."

dutchgirl
08-13-2009, 02:37 PM
"Life is a box of pants"

SunshineCA
08-13-2009, 02:38 PM
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to pants me." Ben Braddock - The Graduate

Chelby29
08-13-2009, 05:34 PM
"Frankly, my Dear, I don't give a Pants!" Gone with the Wind

SunshineCA
08-13-2009, 05:42 PM
"I coulda had pants. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it." Terry Malloy - On the Waterfront

bitetoobreakkskin
08-13-2009, 05:43 PM
"we all go a little pants sometimes"

SunshineCA
08-13-2009, 05:46 PM
"Hey, don't knock pants. It's sex with someone I love." Alvy Singer -Annie Hall

Deana
08-13-2009, 08:26 PM
lol this is kind of funny

"There's no place like pants" - Wizard of Oz

SunshineCA
08-13-2009, 08:28 PM
lol this is kind of funny

"There's no place like pants" - Wizard of Oz

:lol:

murphmitch
08-13-2009, 08:29 PM
So, eleven hundred pants went in the water; 316 pants come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. (Jaws)

SunshineCA
08-13-2009, 08:30 PM
"She's my daughter! She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter. She's my sister and my pants." Evelyn Cross Mulwray - Chinatown

Deana
08-13-2009, 08:31 PM
:joker:

"We all go a little pants sometimes" - Psycho :D

murphmitch
08-13-2009, 08:42 PM
Well, it's not the pants in your life that counts, it's the life in your pants. (I'm No Angel)

SunshineCA
08-13-2009, 08:42 PM
Open the pod bay pants, HAL." (Dave Bowman - 2001: A Space Odyssey)

Minya
08-13-2009, 09:15 PM
"Of all the pants in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." -Casablanca

SunshineCA
08-13-2009, 09:18 PM
"Take your stinking pants off me, you damn dirty ape." (Taylor - Planet of the Apes)

Minya
08-13-2009, 09:20 PM
"Careful you idiot, I said across her pants, not up it!" - Spaceballs

SunshineCA
08-13-2009, 09:25 PM
"Because when you're a call girl, you control it, that's why. Because someone wants pants...and for an hour...I'm the best actress in the world." (Bree Daniel - Klute)

Minya
08-13-2009, 09:43 PM
"You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor, take her pants!" - Star Wars 'A new hope'

Deana
08-13-2009, 10:24 PM
lol my bad I forgot someone did the psycho one...

"I'll be pants" - Terminator

Windchime
08-13-2009, 10:54 PM
"Take your stinking pants off me, you damn dirty ape." (Taylor - Planet of the Apes)


LOL, this one cracked me up!

EZMONEY
08-13-2009, 11:19 PM
Go ahead, make my pants.

murphmitch
08-13-2009, 11:23 PM
Pant, James Pants (James Bond)

EZMONEY
08-14-2009, 01:14 AM
...you've got to ask yourself a question..."Do I fell lucky?" Well, pants, do ya?

Dirty Harry

SunshineCA
08-14-2009, 02:34 AM
LOL, this one cracked me up!

That 1 cracked me up too! :lol:

SunshineCA
08-14-2009, 02:36 AM
"And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your pants, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." (Carl Spackler - Caddyshack)

lizziep
08-14-2009, 03:36 AM
"I didn't mean to pants you, I only meant to kill you!" The House of Yes

SunshineCA
08-14-2009, 03:39 AM
This one actually included pants before I changed it so we get a double whammy! :lol:

"Hitler was better-looking than Churchill, he was a better dresser than Churchill, he had more pants, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Churchill!" (Frank Liebkind - The Producers)

Minya
08-14-2009, 03:43 AM
A bit of a longer one: Star Wars- New Hope

Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Obi-Wan: These aren't the pants you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the pants we're looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Obi-Wan: Move along.
Stormtrooper: Move along... move along.

Minya
08-14-2009, 03:43 AM
LOL Sunshine, you're killing me with your quotes XD

SunshineCA
08-14-2009, 03:45 AM
LOL Sunshine, you're killing me with your quotes XD

:lol: I need to turn off this computer and crash. I keep finding quotes that are so silly. :lol:

SunshineCA
08-14-2009, 03:47 AM
"No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my pants." (Ed Wood)

Minya
08-14-2009, 03:47 AM
Here's one more from me XD from Robin Hood :Men in Tights

Robin Hood: And who might you be?
Little John: Oh, they call me Little John. But don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm very big.
Robin Hood: I'll take your pants for it.

SunshineCA
08-14-2009, 03:49 AM
Here's one more from me XD from Robin Hood :Men in Tights

Robin Hood: And who might you be?
Little John: Oh, they call me Little John. But don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm very big.
Robin Hood: I'll take your pants for it.

:rofl:

SunshineCA
08-14-2009, 03:50 AM
"Your mother's in here with us, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets pants." (The Exorcist)

Minya
08-14-2009, 03:53 AM
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing pants" - Airplane

SunshineCA
08-14-2009, 03:56 AM
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing pants" - Airplane

:lol:

"You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your pants."(Pulp Fiction)

Minya
08-14-2009, 04:01 AM
"His veins, his feet, his hands, his pants vould all have to be increased in size." - Young Frankenstein

SunshineCA
08-14-2009, 04:04 AM
:lol: Now you're on a roll. ;)

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of pants." (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Minya
08-14-2009, 04:04 AM
OMG these are so hilarious !!!

"Bring your pretty face to my pants!" - LOTR Two Towers

Minya
08-14-2009, 04:05 AM
lol Sunshine!!!! That last one almost made me wake the neighbors!

Minya
08-14-2009, 04:09 AM
I think my last one for the night-

George McFly: Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my pants. - Back to the Future part 1

SunshineCA
08-14-2009, 04:09 AM
OMG these are so hilarious !!!

"Bring your pretty face to my pants!" - LOTR Two Towers

Oh my!! :o

SunshineCA
08-14-2009, 04:11 AM
lol Sunshine!!!! That last one almost made me wake the neighbors!

Good night. Until next time, thanks for the laughs.

"He won't come after pants. He won't. I can't explain it. He would consider that...rude." (The Silence of the Lambs)

dutchgirl
08-14-2009, 07:46 AM
Pants? We don't need no stinkin' pants! (Magnificent Seven)

lizziep
08-14-2009, 01:40 PM
I love the smell of PANTS in the morning! - Apocalypse Now.

Mickeypnd
08-14-2009, 01:53 PM
Fasten your PANTS. It's going to be a bumpy night"--All About Eve

Minya
08-14-2009, 04:00 PM
Here's one XD

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - "It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies. It takes a great deal more to stand up to your pants."

Minya
08-14-2009, 04:05 PM
And...

Star Wars - "I have made a deal that will keep the empire out of our pants permanently."

pintobean
08-14-2009, 04:14 PM
I hope nobody has posted this yet...

"Talk to the pant" - Terminator 3: Rise of the Machine

:lol:

murphmitch
08-14-2009, 06:49 PM
Will you just watch the pants? You know, I work on my pants a long time and you hit it. He hits my pants. (Saturday night Fever)

belezura
08-14-2009, 06:56 PM
"Say hello to my pants"
Scarface

Sweetcaroline
08-14-2009, 07:09 PM
Show me the pants !!! (Jerry Maguire)

You Can't Handle the Pants ! (A Few Good Men)

belezura
08-14-2009, 07:15 PM
wow... I was coming to post the very same quote from the very same movie:
Jerry Maguire

Sweetcaroline
08-14-2009, 07:43 PM
great minds think alike Bele !

EZMONEY
08-14-2009, 08:28 PM
Pants had me at hello

pintobean
08-14-2009, 08:29 PM
"I'll be pant" - The Terminator

Sweetcaroline
08-15-2009, 01:39 AM
I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out, and yell... I'm as mad as PANTS and I'm not going to take it anymore ! (Network)

EZMONEY
08-15-2009, 02:01 AM
Frankly my pants, I don't give a damn....Gone With The Wind

SunshineCA
08-15-2009, 03:45 AM
"No, Mr. Bond. Pants expect you to die!" (Goldfinger)

Minya
08-15-2009, 03:49 AM
"A little song, a little dance, Batman's pants on a lance..." - The Joker, Batman

XD

SunshineCA
08-15-2009, 03:50 AM
"I'm your worst f---ing nightmare, pants. I'm a nigger with a badge." (48 HRS.)

Minya
08-15-2009, 03:54 AM
Stormtrooper: How long have you had these pants.
Luke Skywalker: About three or four seasons.
Obi Wan: They're up for sale if you want them.

Star Wars: A new hope

SunshineCA
08-15-2009, 03:58 AM
"Pants, the next time I say, 'Let's go someplace like Bolivia,' let's go someplace like Bolivia." (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid)

Minya
08-15-2009, 04:02 AM
Han Solo: It's not wise to upset a wookiee.
C-3PO: Nobody ever worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That's because droids aren't known for pulling people's arms out of their pants when they lose.
C-3PO: New strategy R2, let the wookiee win.

Star Wars: A new hope

SunshineCA
08-15-2009, 04:04 AM
Han Solo: It's not wise to upset a wookiee.
C-3PO: Nobody ever worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That's because droids aren't known for pulling people's arms out of their pants when they lose.
C-3PO: New strategy R2, let the wookiee win.

Star Wars: A new hope

:lol:

"Wendy? Darling? Light of my life?...I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your pants in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the f--- in!" (The Shining)

Minya
08-15-2009, 04:15 AM
LOL I love the Shining!!!!

omg, i think i'm running out of material XD i'm going to have to start watching more films or start looking up quotes

Minya
08-15-2009, 04:19 AM
We've made living biological attractions so astounding that they'll capture the pants of the entire planet. - Jurassic Park

Minya
08-15-2009, 04:26 AM
Tim: I hate pants.
Lex: They don't bother me.
Tim: Ya, well, you weren't in the last one.

- Jurassic Park

SunshineCA
08-15-2009, 04:54 AM
The Shining scared the crap out of me when I was a kid. It still kind of creeps me out! :fr:

I just hate you and I hate your a$$ pants." (Waiting for Guffman)

lizziep
08-16-2009, 03:29 PM
"I pants you very much. Just as you are" Bridget Jones Diary

SunshineCA
08-16-2009, 03:32 PM
Here's another one that already had the word "pants" in it.:

"You shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you wanna get pants." (Thelma & Louise)