General chatter - 500# inmate hides a gun in his fat rolls




ANOther
08-08-2009, 03:42 PM
I dunno if this belongs in General Chatter, Lighten Up or Weight Loss (?) News, but ...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090808/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_fat_hides_gun


luvja
08-08-2009, 04:22 PM
Maybe I'm twisted, but I find that absolutley hillarious :lol:

Operator265
08-08-2009, 05:17 PM
Well, my oldest sis is fairly overweight and has some of the biggest bazooms on the planet. Didn't leave much for us younger ones, lol, which is fine with me.

Anyhoo, she was visiting me in WY once and made a bad turn in front of a dumba**ed cowboy. When she stopped at the next light, 'ol Billy Bubba decided to approach her. She had my DD in the car, so she asked her SIL to hand her the gun and put it under her boobs ready to use. When the jerk got to the window and started having a tantrum at her, she apologized for cutting him off, but, told him he really needed to return to his truck and get over it as she pulled the gun out from hiding. He thought that was a really good idea and left her alone.

Crisis averted.


Deana
08-08-2009, 05:22 PM
lol

ANOther
08-12-2009, 12:15 PM
Maybe I'm twisted, but I find that absolutley hillarious :lol:

You and me both

kiramira
08-12-2009, 04:55 PM
:rofl:

At least the flabble is good for SOMETHING...

Kira