100 lb. Club - Why I'm quitting my diet




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Gretchy
02-04-2009, 10:51 PM
Because toilet paper is going to get too expensive with the amount of trips I take to the bathroom from drinking so much water! ;)

What are your silly (and completely not serious) reasons why you're giving up?


kelly315
02-04-2009, 11:08 PM
because all those trips on and off the scale are worse than step aerobics, and I'm tired.

ANewLife4Me
02-04-2009, 11:11 PM
Because I totally enjoyed feeling bloated and lethargic, so I'm looking to get back to that! ;)


ChefsGirl
02-04-2009, 11:14 PM
Because w/ the economy being so wonderful I can really afford to buy a new wardrobe in a bigger size!

jademarlene
02-04-2009, 11:15 PM
Im going to stop my diet because I would miss having to stop halfway up the steps to get my breath, which is not good since that is where the bathroom is and Im floating from all the water:devil:

Eves
02-04-2009, 11:19 PM
I'm quitting because it's really too cold outside to be going out to a gym and sweating in un-lady like quantities. Me and my belly can be happy at home and my thunder thighs can keep us warm!

Daimere
02-04-2009, 11:21 PM
because all those trips on and off the scale are worse than step aerobics, and I'm tired.
That's hilarious!

djay
02-04-2009, 11:22 PM
I'm quitting my diet because there is no challenge left to breathing!

Steelslady
02-04-2009, 11:22 PM
Someone has to eat all that chocolate cake and Milk Duds, may as well be me. ;)

Daimere
02-04-2009, 11:31 PM
I'm quiting cause stuffing myself till I was about to vomit was always fun!

Numina
02-04-2009, 11:35 PM
I quitting because that dip in the couch that perfectly fits my oh-so-oversized behind is lonely --- and no one likes melancholy furniture.

Great thread! :D

Steelslady
02-04-2009, 11:40 PM
I quitting because that dip in the couch that perfectly fits my oh-so-oversized behind is lonely --- and no one likes melancholy furniture.

Great thread! :D

:rofl: Glad I had already swallowed my sip of coffee before I read this. :lol:

130star
02-04-2009, 11:46 PM
I'm quitting because I miss waking up in the middle of the night with acid reflex so bad I gag myself. Oh, and I really like how my knees feel when I climb steps... it's like a pleasure pain.

Jennelle
02-04-2009, 11:56 PM
I miss the sound of my students giggling as I accidentally knock things off their desks with my big ol' butt. ;)

crazycurls
02-05-2009, 12:08 AM
I am quitting because I like not being able to talk while I am climbing stairs because I am so out of breath! I need silence sometimes!

kelly315
02-05-2009, 12:11 AM
I miss the sound of my students giggling as I accidentally knock things off their desks with my big ol' butt. ;)

:rofl:hehehe, I love the image of that in my mind!

cfmama
02-05-2009, 01:49 AM
I'm quitting because having to buy new underwear EVERY SINGLE MONTH is such a drag ;)

Rosinante
02-05-2009, 06:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Numina
I quitting because that dip in the couch that perfectly fits my oh-so-oversized behind is lonely --- and no one likes melancholy furniture.

Great thread!

Glad I had already swallowed my sip of coffee before I read this.


snort! there goes the unsweetened herb tea up my nose.....

170starting
02-05-2009, 08:02 AM
I am quitting because I miss having to do those little stretches when I take my jeans out of the dryer... you know the ones.... ****lay down on the bed to button them, now squat.... now lift one leg on the bed and lean forward...repeat with other leg....grab waist band and pull outward until you start sweating**** oh yes, my friends.... those were the days

dgramie
02-05-2009, 08:15 AM
Im stopping my diet because i love working up a sweat trying to get my spanx on. I also love the muffin top when wearing them. LOL

Gretchy
02-05-2009, 08:21 AM
LOL great ones guys!

I'm quitting because who really wants to spend all that money on new thin clothes?

I'm quitting because I think the people at my local fast food joints are starting to miss me.

djay
02-05-2009, 08:33 AM
I'm quitting because it is wastful to buy an entire seat on an airplane and have space left over in it!

GirlyGirlSebas
02-05-2009, 08:36 AM
I'm quitting because my fat keeps me warm and I can't afford the higher heating bills in this economy. As I preach to my daughters, we all must do our part.

foxxy511
02-05-2009, 09:24 AM
I'm quitting my diet because I always enjoyed weighing more than my brothers and father...being the biggest one in the room was quite an achievement!

Oh, and also because I'm tired of having no clue where/how to shop! I'm going to quit so I can go back to shopping at Avenue and Lane Bryant...I know where those are and I know how to shop in there!

LookingForMeAgain
02-05-2009, 09:40 AM
Im quitting Because ....The economy is bad enough! So, I dont want people at Lane Bryant and Outback Steakhouse to lose their jobs because of lil ol ME!

TJFitnessDiva
02-05-2009, 09:46 AM
well heck I might as well gain the 92 pounds I have lost esp since Mardi Gras season is upon us.....GIVE ME THAT KING CAKE!!! :D

TraceyElaine
02-05-2009, 10:12 AM
I'm quitting my diet because....well didn't you hear? 6 more weeks of winter, I need the insulation! Besides how else will the drive thou kid at the golden arches pay his college tuition...and his childrens?

zerocool
02-05-2009, 10:36 AM
I am quitting my diet because who will love me with out my Love Handles.

Nada
02-05-2009, 11:40 AM
I'm quitting my diet because I have been spending too much time looking in the mirror. I want to go back to the days when it was torture to even glance at it.

ladywinter
02-05-2009, 12:22 PM
I am quitting my diet because I enjoy not being able to wear cute bras and underwear and instead prefer wearing underwear that come up to my chin.

I am also quitting dieting because its great going out and only being able to dance to one song before I need a break....and a long break at that.

time2lose
02-05-2009, 02:30 PM
I quit because fried chicken, french fries, biscuits, and candy are more important than my health, walking, and playing with my grandchildren.

JulieJ08
02-05-2009, 02:51 PM
I'm quitting my diet because a person couldn't possibly be more satisfying than ice cream, and doing new things in life couldn't possibly make me more proud than watching TV all night every night.

MugCanDoIt
02-05-2009, 02:52 PM
I'm quitting cause I just love the fact that I can pick up my stomache and literally set it on something. That's just too appealing to me and so many others....Im sure.

rodeogirl
02-05-2009, 03:04 PM
I'm quitting because owning a horse is expensive and if I'm too fat to ride one then I can save myself a whole lot of money!

FreeSpirit
02-05-2009, 03:12 PM
I'm quitting because I hate the taste of water, I hate exercising and getting all sweaty, I LOVE it when my pants leave marks around my belly cause they're too tight, and because I REALLY didn't want to wear shorts this summer, anyways.

FB
02-05-2009, 03:24 PM
I'm quitting because losing 145 pounds was so easy I can do it again!

Steelslady
02-05-2009, 04:20 PM
I'm quitting my diet because because I enjoy watching the looks on people's faces when I have to get off the rollercoaster ride because the bar won't go over my big fat belly.

MaryL
02-05-2009, 05:24 PM
I'm qutting my diet (for ALL the above reasons)
Maryl