Lighten Up! - Substitute your team here!

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Optical Goddess
12-27-2008, 12:37 AM
The Green Bay Police are cracking down on speeders heading into
Green Bay .

For the first offense, they give you two Packers tickets.

If you get stopped a second time, they make you use

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?

A. The Green Bay Packers.

Q. What do the Green Bay Packers and Billy Graham have
In common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell
'Jesus Christ'.

Q. How do you keep the Green Bay Packers out of your

A. Put up a goal post.

where do you go in Green Bay in case of a tornado?

A. To Lambeau Field - they never have a touchdown

Q. What's the difference between the Green Bay Packers
And a dollar bill?

a. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. What do the Green Bay Packers and a possums have in

a. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

12-27-2008, 10:23 AM
inserting my Raiders and my adopted "for one stinkin' year only"... in honor of dil...Chargers

01-25-2009, 02:27 AM
Hahahaha as a fellow Chicagoan, I loved this. And so will my boyfriend. Thanks =)

(Because obviously, we're Bears fans and hate the Packers.)