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EZMONEY
12-20-2008, 11:52 PM
Sheer Nightgown


A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for

his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500

in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for

the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to

his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy-), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it !'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon . Closed coffin.


bargoo
12-21-2008, 01:25 AM
Funny!!!

weegreenlassie
12-21-2008, 06:33 AM
Oh holy moly. I have tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard!!! :D


Shopaholic1204
12-21-2008, 05:00 PM
wow..lmao

CountingDown
12-21-2008, 05:11 PM
LOL - thanks for sharing! Loved it!!!

tamaralynn
12-21-2008, 09:11 PM
:lol3: silly hubby

2ndChance09
12-28-2008, 01:30 PM
Lol!

tonyaky
01-08-2009, 12:37 PM
Too funny.

terry09
01-10-2009, 09:18 PM
good one LOL

Scarlet
01-14-2009, 02:08 PM
Okay, I have to say that was funny!

TriciaIsMe
01-18-2009, 11:22 PM
LOL, now that's a good one. :yes:

ronni62
01-23-2009, 09:43 AM
:rofl:

annie175
01-23-2009, 09:48 AM
Hilarious, sadly, I can relate.

abbe89
01-26-2009, 10:09 AM
hehe that actually amde me laugh out loud!!

lizzyluvscamo
01-27-2009, 05:09 PM
Ahahaha... too funny!

lalique
01-29-2009, 05:08 AM
:rofl:

...wow lol

duinmiownthing
02-23-2009, 08:18 PM
Ahahahaha ahahahahaha :rofl:

flowingair
03-05-2009, 09:45 PM
Lol

angelmom313
04-09-2009, 03:06 AM
ROFL...that right thare is a good'n!

better life
06-24-2009, 08:36 PM
LMAO....ha ha ha ha

harrismm
06-25-2009, 01:27 AM
LOL.Id torture him before the shot though.

SunshineCA
07-21-2009, 03:21 AM
:rofl::rofl::rofl: Wasn't expecting that punch line! :lol: