Alternachicks - alterna-crushes..

so come on ladies, post pics who are your alternative boy crushes? ;)

I have strange crushes...really strange.

Stza Crack

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/121/304077770_b7a7d43e0e.jpg?v=0

Henry Rollins

http://www.saintwilhelms.org/Henry%20Rollins.jpg

http://www.ageofthering.com/atthemovies/cast/aragorn.jpg


I'm sorry, I can't help it. He still gives me wobbly knees (and has done that for the last 7 years).

http://static.playdo.com/1014/xkatieatthediscox/tabimages/JaredLeto3.jpg

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa53/bailey2_2/tom%20delonge/tom_delonge33.jpg

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/m/my_chemical_romance/My_Chemical_Romance_03_wenn1636186.jpg

http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/gerard_way.jpg


nom nom nom :dizzy:

http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/brown/archives/Voltaire1.jpg

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j188/NTDG/Voltaire.jpg

Mmmm, Voltaire... I'm a sucker for a Spanish guy with a goatee! Probably for the best I was born after the Spaniards.

oh my word! how could i forget

http://www.testriffic.com/resultfiles/2488bam2.JPG

Oooh yeah, I also used to have quite the crush on Emppu Vuorinen, one of the guitarists from Nightwish

http://nd.blog.cz/m/meadows-of-heaven.blog.cz/obrazky/33586121.jpg

http://home.earthlink.net/~sassypuss/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/emppu2.jpg

Now, not so much any more (he looks quite a lot like the housemate my ex-boyfriend has, and that I did not get along very well with).

Nick Cave! Is that gross? I hope not.

ok, so one of mine (i have many) is a cartoon, and the other one is dead.


Nathan Explosion from Metalocalypse. he's so angry!
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q309/veivictis/nathan.jpg


Joe Strummer from The Clash. The Clash is my favorite favorite favorite band, and I LOVE Joe Strummer. I plan on getting a portrait of him tattooed on my ribs, with a banner that says, "MAGNIFICENCE."
http://www.chelmsford.gov.uk/media/image/h/n/Meeting_Joe_Strummer_(o)_large.jpg

oooooooooooooo henry rollins *catch breath*

ok, so one of mine (i have many) is a cartoon, and the other one is dead.


Nathan Explosion from Metalocalypse. he's so angry!
http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q309/veivictis/nathan.jpg

How sad is it that I saw this thread & my first though of an alternative was:

http://www.dethklok.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/skwis.jpg

Mmm Skwisgaar, my hand drawn foreign yummy cupcake fastest guitarist in the world...

skwisgaar is a little too skinny for my tastes (i like my men beefy!), but i do think he's hot. mmm cartoon crushes.

and henry rollins=hot.

HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THIS ONE???

http://blog.oregonlive.com/ent_impact_tvfilm/2008/04/medium_EVIL-DEADI-3---ASH.jpg

i am a bit obsessed with Bruce Campbell. i actually got to see him IN PERSON two weeks ago at a screening of "My Name is Bruce." i asked him what books he likes to read, and then i explained library school to him. (he, like most people, had no idea that you have to have a master's degree to be a librarian.) I EXPLAINED THINGS TO BRUCE CAMPBELL. i nearly passed out.

I don't think that he qualifies as an alterna-crush but I've been in love with Josh Hartnett since I was like 12. http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/247774~Josh-Hartnett-Posters.jpg

http://i37.tinypic.com/6jiqh0.jpg

I know he's half a girl but that's usually what happens with boys I find attractive...>.>...<.<

No pics but

Yes to Henry Rollins, Voltaire, and Keanu Reeves when he is doing a sci-fi film (all Matrixy and stuff - hot!)

Also a big yes to Bruce Campbell - my hubby worked as his bodyguard for a few days at a convention so I got to meet him. :)

mmmph Bruce. mmmph. ;)


this one is probably obvious, but i'm a fan of Johnny Depp in all his various iterations.

http://www.criticsrant.com/Images/criticsrant_com/2008_img/johnny_depp1.jpg
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00396/johnny_depp_in_swee_396883a.jpg
http://www.olsen-twins-news.com/newsimages/june-2007/johnny-depp-ed-wood.jpg

also, while i was finding pictures, i got really distracted... i couldn't decide which ones i liked the best! he's so pretty. and i usually don't like "pretty" guys, but i think he's just grizzled enough that his amazing cheekbones make him more studly. *sigh*

oh yeh, bruce campbell... THIS IS MY BOOM STICK! lol love him.


how could i forget these hot mo'fo's :)

http://www.burnyourears.de/uploads/mediapool/AvengedSevenfold.jpg

(who are those dudes? i have no idea. i like the two dudes on the right, though. they sort of look like zombies.)

mmmph boom stick. :D

double ooooooooo johnny depp *bite lower lip*

i heart rivers cuomo

http://students.ou.edu/K/Jun.Y.Kim-1/rivers2.jpeg

and i have the BIGGEST crush on andy samberg. huge crush. can't get over it. look how cute he is.



http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/andy-samberg-400-021507.jpg

and dear, sweet, sweet, trent. and then i'm done.
http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/09/trent_reznor.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/batcountrycivilian5/flight%20of%20the%20conchords/OUT18677008.jpg

I love these two.

those are the Flight of the Conchords dudes, right? mmm accents.

oh! oh! another!

http://boudist.com/images/michael-c-hall-reflection.JPG

Michael C. Hall as Dexter. apparently, i also like serial killers. they made a TV movie about Manson a few years ago (Helter Skelter), and i totally had a thing for the dude who played Manson. (which is also a characteristic of cult leaders... very charismatic.)

and what if we have alterna girl-crushes, too?

http://images.art.com/images/-/Tori-Amos--C10033758.jpeg

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00135/epa_brody_dalle_the_135150a.jpg

(who are those dudes? i have no idea. i like the two dudes on the right, though. they sort of look like zombies.)

mmmph boom stick. :D

avenged sevenfold. Le sigh. so hawt.

:)

and also alkaline trio :D

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e352/awsomebatman080/AlkalineTrio.jpg

ohhh ok. see, i pretty much listen to music from the 70s, so i don't know these newfangled bands. ;)

here's one of my alterna girl crushes.

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/dita-von-teese/pictures/dita-von-teese-picture-6.jpg

she pretty much always looks impeccable. AND she got to date another one of my alterna crushes (were they married?):
http://stereogum.com/img/marilyn_manson-three.jpg

yeh they were hitched :)

skwisgaar is a little too skinny for my tastes (i like my men beefy!), but i do think he's hot. mmm cartoon crushes.

and henry rollins=hot.

HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THIS ONE???

i am a bit obsessed with Bruce Campbell. i actually got to see him IN PERSON two weeks ago at a screening of "My Name is Bruce." i asked him what books he likes to read, and then i explained library school to him. (he, like most people, had no idea that you have to have a master's degree to be a librarian.) I EXPLAINED THINGS TO BRUCE CAMPBELL. i nearly passed out.


i'm so jealous!!! i was gonna see him at the nuart theatre at a screening of "my name is bruce" but by the time we got there all the tickets were sold out. :[[ maybe next time.

anyone seen Twilight?Edward Cullen(although I guess I should've been over 17 year old vampires when i was 17)Lol!x

beautiful days, i bought my tickets a week in advance, and i still didn't get the seats i wanted. he is in demand, let me tell you. :) and for good reason.

this picture of Kate Winslet is GORGEOUS.

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/kw2.jpg

first of all, that outfit is super cute. second of all, her curves are super sexy.

she looks very 50's!I love that look

you guys listed most of mine already! Henry Rollins - saw him live last year doing his spoken word tour. he is amazing!!! manson, johnny depp, and yes i also think nick cave is sexy- i think it's that voice!
oh and jared leto- i've been drooling over him since My So Called Life... speaking of which and on to the ladies, I always loved AJ Langer from that show too. and my number one alterna-lady-love will always be Ani Difranco.

Mmmmm...I loves me some Henry Rollins.

I tried to post a pic of one of my alternacrushes but I don't have enough posts yet. lol He's called the Lizard Man. I think it's the tongue that gets me. :whoo:

Nita

HOLY CRAP

i met the Lizardman!


ok, back story:
i am also part of a site called BMEzine.com (Body Modification E-Zine). it's where i met my boyfriend (on the journal half of the site, IAM). the Lizardman is on there (his real name is Erik), and he was at a festival we went to that was held by BME. he's so super nice!!

and here he is:
http://www.thelizardman.com/indexphoto.jpg

Yeah, I'm fairly enamored with:
Gerard Way
90s Trent Reznor (hate the buzz cut and overly muscled look he's sporting now)
the dude, Wes something from American Beauty (although he's made horrible movies lately),
Jared Leto (although I keep hearing he's a douche, and I'm scarred for life from Requiem For A Dream)
Robert Smith (I still love him now, even though he's old & kinda chubby these days)
Gary Oldman
Peter Murphy
Patrick from Fallout Boy (F you, Pete Wentz!)
Robert Pattinson (GDamn I hate Twilight, but that dude is undeniably luscious)
Brandon Lee SIGH :(
80s James Spader Aged rather tragically, though

And probably a lot more. I apparently am a hormonal teenager :)

PS--Can I just say how FRIGGIN AWESOME it is to find other women who like Metalocalypse!? The Nathan Explosion crushes are righteous, LOL

/That was BRUTAL

90s Trent Reznor (hate the buzz cut and overly muscled look he's sporting now)


Seriously, when I saw a picture of him for the first time in years, I was like, "That's not the Trent I like. Trent is supposed to be skinny with long hair."

Oh well, maybe he wanted to become healthier. We can't blame him for that.

Fair enough indeed, Robot....but at least he should re-grow the hair, LOL

:)

That is true, halloweengirl. Just a little bit more hair, Trent?

Luuuuuucky girl! I've heard he's really awesome in person but I don't think he's ever been to anything in MN so I haven't been able to meet him. I'm so there if he ever does come here! Oh, and that's the exact pic I was trying to post. lol

I used to spend a lot of time on BME, I should head over there again, I miss it.
HOLY CRAP

i met the Lizardman!


ok, back story:
i am also part of a site called BMEzine.com (Body Modification E-Zine). it's where i met my boyfriend (on the journal half of the site, IAM). the Lizardman is on there (his real name is Erik), and he was at a festival we went to that was held by BME. he's so super nice!

BME has gone wayyy downhill since Shannon Larratt stopped running it.

this isn't an alterna-crush, exactly, but it's a stipulation i have about alterna-crushes: they have to have good tattoos, if they have tattoos. i am ridiculously judgmental about the quality of work that artists do... if a dude has a really crappy tattoo, and says things like, "look at my sick tat," i'll probably barf on him.

and yeah, i have a crush on Shannon, too.

http://www.zentastic.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/shannon6.jpg

Mmmmmm, Nathan Explosion is hot, but Pickles the Drummer is HOTT (the two t's are intentional). I mean, just as long as we're on the subject of attractive cartoon characters. I just love that he has flame-red comb-over dredlocks. LOL

(I'm not allowed to post images until I have more posts, but if you google Pickles the Drummer, you'll see him.

BME has gone wayyy downhill since Shannon Larratt stopped running it.

this isn't an alterna-crush, exactly, but it's a stipulation i have about alterna-crushes: they have to have good tattoos, if they have tattoos. i am ridiculously judgmental about the quality of work that artists do... if a dude has a really crappy tattoo, and says things like, "look at my sick tat," i'll probably barf on him.




LOL I quite agree, painted lady. Especially when guys from Podunk/Buttcrack NC around here call it a "sick tat." It's fine if that's how people talk where your from, but only posers talk like that on this coast.

Nathan Explosion.... mmmmmm

Johnny Depp.... esp in his Pirates incarnation.... MMMMMMMMMMMM

Thanks for the smile girls!

I tried to post on this a coupla days ago but I didn't have enough posts!

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2926/meatloafgd3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/meatloafgd3.jpg/1/w601.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img508/meatloafgd3.jpg/1/)
Oh God I would. Is this one weird?

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/9385/robertsmithld3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/robertsmithld3.jpg/1/w287.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img508/robertsmithld3.jpg/1/)
Obvs.

And despite being straight:
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5885/hayleywilliamsparamoreczy7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/hayleywilliamsparamoreczy7.jpg/1/w400.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img508/hayleywilliamsparamoreczy7.jpg/1/)

I'm just in love with her hair atm.

is that the girl from Paramore? (i wouldn't know a modern band if they smacked me across the face.)

i have a crush on Meat Loaf in RHPS... he's so adorable.

Well, if the fictional can be on here:

http://www.freewebs.com/katclub/KYO!!!%20Hottness1.jpg
Kyo Sohma

http://www.freewebs.com/saikio/Haru.jpg
Haru Sohma

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff2/anahata_mango/other/trent-lane-from-daria-71254.jpg
Trent Lane

http://quietbubble.typepad.com/quiet_bubble/images/howls_moving_castle_01.jpg
Howl

http://www.arwen-undomiel.com/images/legolas/Legolas_golden_light.jpg
Legolas... duh

http://quizfarm.com/images/1118277480Aragorn.jpg
Aragorn

http://theboone.com/images/jareth.jpg
Jareth

http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/images/montecristodvd1.jpg
The Count of Monte Cristo

And this confirms the fact that a) I watch WAY too many cartoons and movies, and b) that I in fact have more crushes on people who aren't real than those who are. Figures. ;)

how did i forget David Bowie?????

AND how did i forget Freddie Mercury??

http://www.ultrapdx.com/zero/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/freddie-mercury2.jpg

David Draiman from Disturbed, if that boy had more tats he's be the perfect man. Jesse James (Monster Garage) is another one that revs my engines. I can't wait until I can post pics, I have some goooooood ones.

here's who i REALLY have a crush on.

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v49/147/43/71801052/n71801052_30560611_7789.jpg

that's my boyfriend!

is that the girl from Paramore? (i wouldn't know a modern band if they smacked me across the face.)

i have a crush on Meat Loaf in RHPS... he's so adorable.

Yeah it is.

And Meat Loaf in RHPS....that's where I fell in love with him. :dizzy:

HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THIS ONE???

http://blog.oregonlive.com/ent_impact_tvfilm/2008/04/medium_EVIL-DEADI-3---ASH.jpg

i am a bit obsessed with Bruce Campbell. I EXPLAINED THINGS TO BRUCE CAMPBELL. i nearly passed out.

OMDFHGDSGLJHDSFLJGSHFLKJGHSDFLJGSDFLKG SO JEALOUS OF YOU!!!!! I love that man!!!!!

as for me...I'm a rice queen >.<

Kyo from Dir en grey
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z77/MyPrivateCloud/Dir%20En%20Grey/Kyo22.jpg

Miyavi :lol:
http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/D/DO/DOL/Dolly665/1198708553_MiyaviDork.jpg

Yoshiki from X Japan went from this:
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/199/yoshiki101zz1.jpg

To this:
http://www.amus-ent.com/japan/pics/picbig/87.jpg

those are three "ok" examples XD don't think I'd date 'em but man are they nice to look at! :dizzy:

So many lovely pictures so far, I felt a bit wobbly in a school girl way at the Jared Leto pic. Not so alterna but I am a complete Sci-fi girl so my number one crush at the moment is
Sean Maher from Firefly
http://www.firefly.withoutshadow.com/gallery/promos/simon/images/simon01.jpg
and second is Sylar from Heroes
http://blog.pennlive.com/poprocks/medium_sylar_heroes.jpg
mmmmmm

omg, isn't that guy going to be Spock in the Star Trek movie??

i love watching Star Trek: the original series and finding the sexual tension between Kirk and Spock that wasn't intended at all. it's where slash fiction got its start (Kirk/Spock)!

http://www.whosdatedwho.com/news/pictures/9L/70/8970_large.jpg

Yes he is...and I'll be in the cinema watching with a big bucket of popcorn and a bigger bucket for the drool ;)

i will join you!! i think it might be the eyebrows and the disdain. i love aloof, disdainful men... in the movies. :D

I also love Sylar!I also like how he's called "Gabriel".Also I CANNOT believe I forgot to mention this but Gil Grissom from CSI is my number one crush EVER!and maybe Alan Rickman!

OMG, Alan Rickman. Him as Snape... lawsy.

I have a beautiful picture of him too, but I can't post images until I've made more posts, apparently :mad: