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EZMONEY
11-29-2008, 01:45 AM
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.


So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh**!


Beautiful Ace
11-29-2008, 01:51 AM
What if you gave her a thousand dollars?

walking2lose
11-29-2008, 02:29 AM
Gary, I love this! Great!


Shopaholic1204
11-29-2008, 04:47 AM
Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EZMONEY
11-29-2008, 09:35 AM
What if you gave her a thousand dollars?

I'm guessing I'd have to move all my stuff out of the closet to make room for her new clothes.

tamaralynn
11-29-2008, 11:52 AM
Lol!

bargoo
11-29-2008, 06:51 PM
I always keep a big shovel handy..........just in case.

chick_in_the_hat
11-29-2008, 07:08 PM
I always keep a big shovel handy..........just in case.

Almost more hilarious than the OP. :lol:

oliviaCAN
12-01-2008, 02:20 PM
haha, i like this.