Lighten Up! - Lottery




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lizzard_h
03-15-2002, 08:24 AM
A women gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

The husband says, "Holy $%#@!! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter, just get the **** out!"


goodforme
03-15-2002, 05:58 PM
I'm gonna e-mail this to all my buds! That's hilarious!!!!!!!!

dabrat
04-09-2002, 08:59 PM
:D OMG I almost peed my pants at that one! Daphne