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Mama Nicole
05-21-2008, 12:41 PM
Just wanted to share this amusement with all of you, my friends :)

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems
that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card -
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad
like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I
must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much Worse it could be, until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well.
Again, I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth..
Send this to 10 of your closest friends!
(then get depressed because you can only
think of 4!)

05-21-2008, 03:03 PM
What a fresh, honest perspective!! That's exactly how I joke around with my sister.

Repo girl
05-21-2008, 03:31 PM
Haha, I love it. That sounds a lot like me and my sisters, too.

05-21-2008, 05:24 PM
I had to send this to my best friend - so so true!

05-22-2008, 07:30 AM
Nicole Thats really cute !! And how verytrue it is lol . My best friend and I have been together since 2nd grade and this is the first little friends ditty I am going to do as a cross stitch for her. I am going to do it with a place for a baby pic and a new pic above it for her bday.
Thank you for unwittingly helping me find the perfect gift for her .
Oh Hey any news on the wee one yet????

05-22-2008, 09:47 AM
Love it - too perfect. #3 and #8 especially!

Mama Nicole
05-22-2008, 10:50 AM
Baby is comming tomorrow at 10:30 a.m. by c-section, unless she turns around before then :)

I especially love #6 :)

05-22-2008, 11:47 AM
Oh, and I so believe in #7 too! I'm not a good nurse - DH claims I have no symapthy.

05-22-2008, 12:06 PM
LOL TFS i need a good laugh.

ETA: GL to your DD tomorrow.