9 Words Women Use
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
> right and you need to shut up.
>
> (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
> Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
> minutes to watch the game before helping around the house..
>
> (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
> and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
> usually end in fine.
>
> (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
>
> (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
> often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
> idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
> with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
>
> (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
> can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
> before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>
> (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
> you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless
> she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking
> you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a
> 'whatever').
>
> (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*cK YOU!
>
> (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
> this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
> is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
> wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
>
> * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
> avoid if they remember the terminology.
>
> * Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause
> they know it's true.
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