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02-08-2008, 09:30 AM
If you haven't watched last night's episode yet, you probably don't want to read any further!!...

What did you guys think?
Looks like it could be a good season, doesn't it?
Johnny Fairplay is out of our hair, hooray!
James is already thinking game strategy with his big, giant "brain."
Ozzy still looks hot - can't wait to see him put the moves on Amanda next week!
Yau-Man is still a tough old bird...
That golf course lady probably won't be around too long, but it might be kinda fun if she is.
Too funny that they got beat by the newbies.
Very promising...

02-08-2008, 09:38 AM
I was surprised it got so intense in the first week. Yeah to the fans for winning the challenge. Good riddance Johnny Fairplay.

02-08-2008, 09:40 AM
It looks like this season could be very entertaining!
I was so happy to see Jonny Fairplay out of the picture so soon. Do you think he was sincere, I just don't know what to make of it. Why was he there in the first place??????
I can't stomach that Pavati, I didn't care for her before, and she's right back to making a slut of herself again.
I wonder if James learned anything from the last time? I'm so disappointed in him, falling for Parvati's trap. Is he really that stupid?
Ozzie looks HOT!!!!!!!!! I wonder about his relationship with Amanda, though.
The "fans" look pretty promising, they really seem to work together well so far. That golf course lady is pretty nutty, though. It will be interesting to see how long she lasts!

02-08-2008, 09:57 AM
I too was glad to see Johhny Fairplay leave. I did not think he was sincere about his reason for leaving - the whole thing was VERY strange. I agree that Pavati is a slut - certainly not one of my favorite people. Too early for me to pick any favorite on the fan team. Yao-Man is still one of my favorites.

02-08-2008, 09:58 AM
I was just cracking up at the golf course lady, I hope you will be my first gay friend (or how ever she worded that)! :dizzy:

I kinda got the impression the favs came out there more this time to have fun, hope they put their game faces on soon or they are going to be picked off fast!

Fairplay I just didn't get, was he just looking for his 5 minutes of fame again or what? Looks to be an interesting season, lets hope so!

02-08-2008, 10:14 AM
Wow. The first show is usually kinda hum-drum because you don't really know anybody and they're just getting set-up. But, last night was very entertaining. I'm so glad to see so many of my favorites back again. I am incredibly frustrated with my girl Amanda and my guy James. I really hope this is game play and not showmances. Plus, this could work against them as people tend to want to eliminate couples because of their strong aliances.

I haven't decided who I'd like to see go to the end. Lots of great players this time....on the favs and the fans.

02-08-2008, 10:45 AM
I am another that can't stomach Parvati. I will be so disappointed in James if he doesn't play her and use her. Eliza is another one that rubs me wrong. On the other hand, I kind of get a kick out of Johnny Fairplay and was sad to see him go. I can't say I like him, but he is definitely entertaining on the show.

I am not sure who I am pulling for as far as the fans. No one is standing out to me right now.

02-08-2008, 11:04 AM
I wonder if Johnny Fairplay will be back some how. I don't know Jeff seemed to act strange with him. To me it seemed like Jeff was acting and Johnny was grinning like he knew something. You never know what will happen on this show.


02-08-2008, 11:05 AM
Yeah, that whole Johnny Fairplay thing was really weird, because the one thing that is absolutely not possible is that he was sincere. So, he was faking, but why? I don't see what he gets out of it, but we get rid of him, so it's all good.

I don't like Parvati or Eliza either, but I don't think James has it in him to play her. I also don't think he's a good enough player to make it work. Maybe he will surprise me though, and that would be awesome!

My front runners right now are Yau-Man, Jonathan Penner, and Ozzy, all from the faves. Of course they could all easily lose my affections. We'll have to wait and see if any of the fans capture my interest. I hope that Ozzy is playing Amanda, even though that wouldn't be very nice, I would be sad to see him risk everything for a fling. But he is intense, and he didn't really "play" people before, so I am afraid he really likes her. No matter what, he will always be HOT!!! And yes, I know about that whole porno thing, but I just put it out of my mind.

Tammie, I wondered that too. Wouldn't that be a burn! But I know that Jeff really can't stand the guy. I was surprised he gave him a hug. Did you see him hesitate for a split second (hee-hee)?

02-08-2008, 12:13 PM
Oh, yeah...getting my Survivor Fix!!! I LOVED that show
Go Yau-man...tackling Fairplay into the boat for the immunity idol...
and yes..Parvati, is putting on the slut again...WAKE UP James!!
And Ozzy needs to wake up's a little early in the game to be putting the moves on another player...I mean....Boston Rob wasn't all over Amber like that!!! The clip for next weeks looks like he's eating her face off!
the whole Fairplay thing is fishy! he did say in his intro video that his dead grandmother lie, was nothing compared the what he's gonna pull this season!
My favorite part of the show tho, was when Eliza was sent flying in that cart! I had to rewind it and see it again!!! It had to hurt...I'm sorry for that , but it was hilarious!!
The Fans will fall apart...the Fav's will wake up! maybe it was all a set up! let the Fans win the first one, and make everyone think that Fairplay is out!
One thing I know about survivor is that they love the twists and turns!!
Joel the fireman....IS A BEAST!! I think he may be bigger than James!! LOL But James is VERY athletic too, we'll see if Joel is as athletic!
We'll's gonna be a fun season no matter what!!

02-08-2008, 12:30 PM
I was just wondering through the whole show if Fairplay's girlfriend is REALLY pregnant...hah, does he even REALLY have a girlfriend, and if so, does she even have anything between her ears to be involved with such a piece of work as him? I would die if my daughter dragged home dregs like him.

Also hope that James is thinking with his brain and not his you know what.
Wish old Rupert was there.
Thought they should have shown more of the "fans" so we could learn more about them.

02-08-2008, 01:57 PM
Newsflash chicks, it looks like Mr. Fairplay really does have a girlfriend and she really is pregnant. His girlfriend is another reality TV "star", from season 4 of America's Next Top Model, Michelle Deighton. I think I remember her - no, I am not a fan, but the girls are, and when this show is on, it's compelling to watch like a train wreck. I think she was the one that had a skin condition and for a while they thought she had flesh eating bacteria on her face. I wonder if having a Fairplay baby in your belly feels anything like flesh eating bacteria on your face?

And yes, as you can see, I had a very productive lunch hour. Those bathrooms are just scrubbing themselves as I type.

02-08-2008, 02:13 PM
Schmoodle, I think old Fairplay IS a flesh eating bacteria (or some other GERM)

02-08-2008, 04:10 PM
She is the one that had the one that thought she had the flesh eating thing. She was a wrestler prior to next top model. HMM what a combination.


02-08-2008, 04:20 PM
And yes, I know about that whole porno thing, but I just put it out of my mind.

What porno thing?????? Now I just have to know! Schmoodle? ;)

If somehow Jonny Fairplay comes back, how could that be fair? He was voted off, after all. I hope it's good riddance to him once and for all!

02-08-2008, 04:30 PM
Yes, Schmoodle, WHAT porno thing??

02-08-2008, 05:02 PM
It came out on the internet the first time he was on Survivor that he had previously done some softcore porn stuff for the Playboy channel. If you google "Ozzy Lusth Survivor Porn" you can probably find video (how funny a google is that?). No, I did not watch it. I think he's adorable and hot and I would rather cover my eyes and stick my fingers in my ears and go "la-la-la" and pretend I never heard about it. I will stick to my fantasy Ozzy, deep-sea diving, dreamy-eyed, face-eating, pure and adorable jungle boy.

02-08-2008, 05:27 PM
Aw, shucks, Ozzy! Shame on you! I'm tempted to peek! :o

02-08-2008, 05:45 PM
If you do, let me know if you like it or if you are traumatized!

02-08-2008, 06:11 PM
:D Nah, I couldn't bring myself to do it, LOL!

02-08-2008, 11:34 PM
Just had a thought, what about making Ozzy an honorary cabana boy? Then I realized, Ruth would just steal him. :D

02-09-2008, 07:52 AM
Yeah, now that she's the Bionic Woman, we don't stand a chance! They'll make a cute couple, though!

03-14-2008, 05:24 PM
So now we're a few more episodes along, what are you guys thinking?
First of all, what were the challenge designers thinking when they put last week's challenge together? Dragging each other around trees and pointy sticks? What was the score? One busted lip, one concussion, one hurt leg, and one destroyed knee? Poor Jonathan. I was sad when Yau Man left, devastated at the way Jonathan had to go last night, and then when I thought Ozzy was about to get voted out at tribal, I thought I was going to pass out. I don't really think Ozzy can make it to the end, unless everyone else left is incredibly stupid, but I hope he's around for a while anyway for eye candy.
Some thoughts about the other players:
Chet, very disappointing. I'm sure he's a very nice man, but he did not belong on that show, and won't be missed. I was disappointed he couldn't even pull it together to help out Tracy before he left, but also relieved because it saved Cirie or Ozzy.
Perverti is just the most disgusting piece of work ever. She would be more subtle if she just wore a blinking neon arrow pointing to her crotch. Did you hear her ask the native man if he was married? I don't think she's nearly as cute as she obviously thinks she is.
Sorry, but James is still useless. He did win the challenge for them last night, but that's the first one I can think of he had a hand in winning. Last week he just managed to get himself tied around a tree. He keeps talking about how useless other players are (Eliza) but I wish someone would hand him a mirror and ask him how many tiles he broke.
Eliza, on the other hand is really growing on me. She has really been performing in the challenges, and managing not to piss anyone off too much so far. Do I smell a winner?
Tracy is promising, but I'm afraid she doesn't have a chance now that Chet is gone, and the Faves will just pick off her and Erik off. It would be great if she could get in with Cirie and/or Amy and stay in the game, even though that would mean Ozzy's butt, but I'm resigned to him going at some point, and that would be a good way. Amanda is expendable for sure.
Oh, and Erik, Peter Frampton hair is from 25 years ago.
jason, well, I don't dislike him yet. We'll see...
And Ami, never did like her, but she hasn't been too obnoxious this season yet.

03-14-2008, 05:35 PM
I know I'm not a beacher, but...

SO SAD about Penner. You could tell he really did NOT want to leave.

I think this was the first time someone has had to leave on an injury that they got during an aggressive challenge...the other medi-vac's were all injuries around camp or unrelated, right? Why did they make such a violent challenge?

03-14-2008, 06:36 PM
Ozzie is nice to look at, isn't he? ;) I was thinking the very same thing regarding the challenges, they are getting violent! I don't care much for Jonathan, but I felt so bad for him having to leave like that. At least he can say he wasn't voted out. So sad, he didn't want to go. :( I cried right along with the rest of them.
I just can't figure out what Chet was thinking when he signed up for Survivor in the first place. :dunno: It was a shame to see the way Joel dragged him around last week, but he didn't even try.
Perverti, good choice of a name for her. I see you caught that comment to the native guy, too, Schmoodle! What a slut.
James is so-so, but he isn't as good at the challenges as he thinks he is. It could be a ploy to stay a little longer, though. Maybe the others won't see him as too much of a threat just yet. ;)
I think Amanda is just a parasite, she feeds off of others.
I like Eliza and Cirie. Cirie may not do well in challenges, but I like her comments.
Not sure about Tracy, but she bears watching. So does Jason, but him believing he has the idol can spell T-R-O-U-B-L-E for him.
Can't stand Amy or Erik. Erik sure has gotten cocky, it doesn't become him.

03-14-2008, 08:16 PM
at the wrap-up, where they show who voted for whom, I could have SWORN I saw both Tracy and Chet hold up paper that had Erik's name on it ... not sure where I can find out if my eyes were seeing correctly but that's what I saw

ETA: I watched the replay online and yep, Both Tracy and Chet threw down votes for Erik - interesting ploy

03-14-2008, 10:37 PM
Oh good catch dbz! I didn't notice that. so we must have missed out on a lot of planning.

mandalinn, don't worry about not being a beacher! Glad to hear from other fans.