Ok so I was perusing the news and saw this story:
http://www.wmtw.com/news/15130441/detail.html#
How to budge it? Of course, I'm not thinking "real world" here, but my first thought was that since this was in Maine, you could get Stephen King to write some story about how the blob and how it terrorizes Lewiston, ME with its not budging from the sewer until something mysterious happens and then it disappears on its own or is really alive and decides to go back to its family or something. Yeah. I'm crazy