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ennay
12-12-2007, 09:47 PM
Rants and raves are back....

Well mostly rants today!

YOU: "Please do not ring doorbell" should NOT be translated as pound as loudly as possible on my door and keep pounding until I run through the house to open it. Thanks for waking up the baby

YOU "This event falls on the first thursday of every month" means that it is on the first thursday of every month. Calling me EVERY :censored: month to ask when it is just annoys me and makes me think you are stupid.

YOU: 4:30 sharp!!! does not mean 5 pm - "thank" you for keeping 14 adults and 9 children waiting in the freezing cold for you.

YOU: Thanks for being a great friend, I really mean that. I would be lost without you


HeatherAngel
12-12-2007, 10:51 PM
Oh good - I'm so glad this thread has returned!!

YOU - No matter how much I try not to, I do actually hate you. My hatred for you drains me and makes me unhappy, but I cannot seem to get past it. I do not like you, I do not trust you, I will not let you near my family again, and I mean that. You are selfish, sluttish and irresponsible. I wish I could find the nerve to tell you this to your face. Leave us alone.

Martinique
12-13-2007, 02:24 AM
YOU: I should've known better than to think you would help me, or even try to. All you did was make things worse, and I won't be making the mistake of going to you for help, ever again.

YOU: Thank you so much. I realize you were only doing your job, but without you we'd probably have been stuck in that place for God knows how long. You saved us all a lot of anxiety. :)

YOU: I hope your neon, glow-in-the-dark, bright orange fake tan suddenly mutates into a living being and eats you. You'd deserve it.