South Beach Diet - A funny for the day...




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little chick
11-01-2007, 08:59 AM
Ain't it the Truth!!! A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items."How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," she says.The nurse puts her on the scale.It turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," she says.The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5". She then takes her blood pressureAnd tells the woman it is very high."Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender!Now I'm short and fat!"

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Flour and Water

How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?.. and then you add eggs and sugar... and you get cake? Where did the glue go ? NEED AN ANSWER? You know darned well where it went! That's what makes the cakeStick to your BUTT

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GONNABE165
11-01-2007, 09:43 AM
Too cute and it just seems all so true some days.

tomandkara
11-01-2007, 09:54 PM
Funny joke! And I LOVE the flour/water/cake quote as well!!!

Kara


NEWYEARNEWME
11-01-2007, 10:08 PM
A good laugh and the cake quote toooooo true.

Juls.

browneyedgirl77
11-03-2007, 05:37 PM
Funny!!!!!