Sick leave...blondes beware!
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the boss would
not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "crazy",
then he would tell me to take a few days off...so, I hung upside
down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My (blonde) co-worker asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the
boss might think I was "crazy" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked,
"What in the name of goodness are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out...go home and
recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked
out of the office, when my co-worker (the blonde) followed me.
The boss asked her,"And where do you think you're going?!"
{you're gonna love this...}
She said, "I'm going home too ~ I can't work in the dark.!"
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