06-14-2007, 12:50 PM
Abigail rode her bike down the street and almost ran over a leprechan.
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06-14-2007, 12:50 PM
Abigail rode her bike down the street and almost ran over a leprechan.
06-14-2007, 12:54 PM
But, just as she was about to hit him, she swerved,
06-14-2007, 01:14 PM
Careening over to the left barely missing him. Then a dog
06-14-2007, 01:15 PM
dashed out in front of her. she almost
06-14-2007, 01:18 PM
examined her mental state, because
06-14-2007, 01:30 PM
funny things like that just didn't happen to people like her. Once she collected herself, she went back to check on her almost victims. The leprechan was so
06-14-2007, 01:57 PM
grateful, that he made her a nice lunch of...
06-14-2007, 02:40 PM
hominy. There was a big celebration. They served
06-14-2007, 02:45 PM
just about everyone in the neighborhood (because you know how nosy neighbors can be--they had all run outside at the commotion).
06-14-2007, 02:47 PM
Kites mysteriously flew over the leprechaun hominy lunch, causing everyone to become startled. The leprechauns
06-14-2007, 02:53 PM
Leaped in the air
06-14-2007, 02:58 PM
Because, miraculously, their hominy lunch resulted in the whole neighborhood collectively losing 1623 pounds, instantly! It was amazing! Even old Mrs Gupta, who'd been fat her whole life, found that she...
06-14-2007, 03:00 PM
...not only lost 15 pounds, but also...
06-14-2007, 03:01 PM
noticed she'd gone down to a size 2, but her feet were so big, that she had to borrow her brother's clown shoes!
06-14-2007, 03:11 PM
Oh, they were too big for her
06-14-2007, 03:22 PM
pretty little feet, which had always been her pride and joy.
06-14-2007, 03:40 PM
Quelling her anxiety over feet that didn't match her new body, Mrs. Gupta decided she'd rather be a size 2 with big feet than grumble about it.....After all, when she was bigger she had loved her feet, why should that change now?
06-14-2007, 04:09 PM
Reluctantly, Mrs Gupta went to the local Megalomart to find some suitable apparel.
06-14-2007, 04:40 PM
particularly in the toebox, but they'll have to due till she can find a better fitting
06-14-2007, 05:03 PM
Quite the find! There are many things that fit!
06-14-2007, 05:25 PM
sooooo, the megalamart was having a big sale on BIG shoes! She got some spectotar pumps, open toed sandals, and her favorite:
06-14-2007, 05:25 PM
Type of blue jeans--she had gotten tired of shoe-shopping--after all, she had just obtained a size 2 body!! Reality set in when she began shopping for clothing for her new size 2 body. She realized then that just because one loses weight, one does not necessarily find any better clothes.
06-14-2007, 05:29 PM
Ultimately, she found all she wanted to buy and decided she needed to head back to the neighborhood and see how Abigail and the leprechans were doing at the party.
06-14-2007, 06:33 PM
Very shortly after her arrival, the leprechan led all the people in a song called...
06-14-2007, 07:08 PM
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling (in honor of the leprechauns) very off-key. The leprechauns were getting very excited and running around. They knocked Abigail off her feet and she cried out "my ankle" and soon she was rushed off to the hospital where
06-14-2007, 07:32 PM
Xylophones were playing in the emergency room, backed by a reggae band.
06-14-2007, 07:33 PM
x-rays were taken immediatley! turns out she had a broken ankle... they put on a cast - everyone signed it, but the best signature of all said..
06-14-2007, 07:34 PM
like yours better! x ray was sooo obvious!
06-14-2007, 08:02 PM
You know it was pretty niosy in ER.
06-14-2007, 09:13 PM
zee whole ting - eet was unbeleeevable said the Russian doc. I ve never seen a case like zeees
06-14-2007, 09:13 PM
back to A? or start a new one?
06-14-2007, 09:57 PM
How about a new one?
Archaeology was boring to Nettie until she discovered something very unusual at her campsite.
06-14-2007, 11:41 PM
Burrowing in the dirt, sweating profusely, and just plain miserable, her fingers suddenly felt something ...
06-15-2007, 12:15 AM
cold, round, and flat. Upon closer inspection she saw it was some sort of old gold coin - and a key!
06-15-2007, 12:23 AM
Digging the gold coin and key out of the dirt was harder than she'd anticipated....
06-15-2007, 01:08 AM
EFFORT is what makes success all the more satisfying she thought to herself, continuing to scrape away the dirt.
06-15-2007, 01:19 AM
fer cryin' out loud! she thought - where the heck is my survival-pocket-knife-nail-clipper-lemon-zester tool? That would get this thing out in a jiffy! So she perserveered(sp?) and along came a handsome stranger...
06-15-2007, 09:57 AM
Gulping and standing up quickly, Nettie pushed a sweaty strand of hair out of her eyes and wondered if this could possibly be Dr. Owen Finway, the renowned archeologist she had heard so much about?
06-15-2007, 10:07 AM
Her heart pounded with anticipation. He was much more handsome than she expected. He offered his hand to help her up. He asked her....
06-15-2007, 10:12 AM
if she knew the way to San Jose
06-16-2007, 01:22 AM
Just happens that I do! she exclaimed. Let's take the next flight, and I know a place where we can really dig something up!
Misti in Seattle
06-16-2007, 01:43 AM
"Keen idea!" said he. And with great excitement they hurried off to the airport.
06-16-2007, 01:55 AM
Love was in the air and by the time they reached San Jose....
06-16-2007, 02:14 AM
Mixed emotions started to haunt Nettie. She decided to wait and see how things played out.
Misti in Seattle
06-16-2007, 02:27 AM
Nettie was in a state of turmoil... excitement over the new romance but, being wise, not wanting to let emotions rule over her common sense. Oh what to do, what to do?
06-16-2007, 07:03 PM
Must remain calm, must remain calm... she chanted to herself. Then grabbed his face - and kissed him full on the lips!!
06-16-2007, 07:24 PM
Nearby strangers giggled at the sight.
06-16-2007, 07:30 PM
A man's toupee falling off, in a heat of passion, is always hilarious.
Misti in Seattle
06-16-2007, 08:23 PM
Omigosh! What have I done? she thought. Horrified and soooooo humiliated she rushed to.....
06-16-2007, 09:24 PM
get a staple gun, glue, peanut butter anything sticky!
06-16-2007, 09:44 PM
Put this man back together.
06-16-2007, 10:02 PM
And find Humpty Dumpty a brand new wall.
06-17-2007, 08:48 PM
Quit complaining and do it.
06-17-2007, 11:19 PM
She did quit complaining but just as the tide was about to turn again ......
06-18-2007, 12:37 AM
R she said follows Q
06-18-2007, 01:02 AM
oops...I didn't read the rules...sorry
06-18-2007, 10:32 AM
She became very upset with herself for allowing the LOOKS of a man to distract her from her original task of uncovering the coin/key--everyone, she thought, knows looks aren't everything!
(that's OK, EZ, it's cool how everyone ELSE played by the rules and still incorporated your segments :) You know we love you!)
06-18-2007, 01:57 PM
Too bad he was a thief.
06-18-2007, 02:02 PM
:DPerhaps, she thought, the best way to handle this is to go barefoot. After all, it suggests a light and airly persona and, after all I have just lost a TON of weight! Leprechauns join me...shed your shoes...dance, dance, dance (after all it is exercise...:carrot:
06-18-2007, 02:14 PM
Unless you don't count stealing street signs as thievery.
06-20-2007, 12:16 AM
Vanity and greed consumed the handsome archaeologist as he grabbed the nearest hat
Misti in Seattle
06-20-2007, 09:15 AM
Wising up, Nettie decided to ditch this loser and find herself a REAL man.
06-20-2007, 09:33 AM
Xrays showed that he was actually a robot.
06-20-2007, 09:34 AM
XRays showed that he was actually a robot.
06-20-2007, 11:14 AM
Yelling, "I KNEW IT", Nettie decided to hit up the internet and search for some new and hot potentials.
06-21-2007, 03:41 PM
Zealous in her new endeavor, Nettie scanned the dating web sites for a new man.
06-21-2007, 06:41 PM
.....(that's OK, EZ, it's cool how everyone ELSE played by the rules and still incorporated your segments :) You know we love you!)
Thanks for the support 4myself! :hug:
06-21-2007, 07:18 PM
Antoine's photo came up on her screen.
06-21-2007, 07:59 PM
Before she saw Antoine, she had never realized how handsome a dark skinned latin man could be!
06-21-2007, 08:17 PM
Cautious, normally, about internet dating, she decided a man that hot was worth the risk.
06-21-2007, 08:27 PM
Perhaps she should have a pedicure, a few inches off the leprechaun toes and
06-22-2007, 12:58 AM
^^^Not a "d" but I'll go with it.
even a mustache wax. A man this hot surely wouldn't...
06-22-2007, 01:10 AM
...fathom that Nettie had once been a man herself! She had finally had the operation several years earlier, when the final straw had been
06-22-2007, 01:14 AM
Genteel post-ops kindly serenading a newly born individual with kindness and love. So, with not a moment to waste...
06-22-2007, 11:02 AM
Happily off she went to the mall to buy a new sexy wardrobe.
06-22-2007, 07:45 PM
Initially she shopped for evening wear, but then decided to look at lingerie.
06-23-2007, 10:08 AM
Just when she thought she would drop from shopping, she came upon the most unique item she'd ever seen.
06-23-2007, 10:25 AM
Keep on track with your weight loss.
06-23-2007, 12:40 PM
Looked like a chastity belt, could that be possible in 2007?
06-23-2007, 02:19 PM
Making hastily for the dressing room, she planned to try it on.
06-23-2007, 02:45 PM
NO!, It couldn't be! The fitting room attendant was ...
06-23-2007, 04:48 PM
only 3 feet tall! He stood on a stool, and handed her a nother chastity belt in the next size.
06-24-2007, 01:50 PM
Pefect was the fit of the second chastity belt, she observed, but after snapping it into place she realized it was missing a key to unlock it!
06-24-2007, 02:00 PM
Quickly she reached for the handcuff key she wore around her neck in a desperate attempt to see if it would work on the chastity belt.
06-24-2007, 02:15 PM
Realizing the key was missing, she cried out in horror to the attendant...
06-24-2007, 03:49 PM
Save me ! Save me ! I am doomed to a life of ............
06-24-2007, 06:59 PM
Total lack of intimacy," she cried to the open-mouthed attendant.
06-24-2007, 09:33 PM
Understanding fellow that he was - he phoned a locksmith, who ran to the scene...
06-24-2007, 09:34 PM
Uninterested in her dilema, the attendant yawned and wandered off to help someone else while Nettie began to have a panic attack.
06-24-2007, 11:50 PM
Very soon she began to hyperventilate. As she began to faint, she saw him!
06-25-2007, 12:20 AM
Walking suavely towards her was Antoinne himself! In his hand he held a bright shiny key.
06-25-2007, 12:40 AM
X-rated thoughts of where he would put his key danced through her head.
06-25-2007, 10:32 AM
"Yes, madam, I am here to help!" said Antoine to an aghast Nettie.
06-25-2007, 11:09 AM
Zeroing in on the lock, he freed her. He looked deep into her eyes for long moments and she knew she wouldn't be able to turn him away again, despite all that he had done. Then he simply turned and walked away. He paused at the door and slowly turned around. "You know where to find me," he said in a broken whisper.
06-26-2007, 02:24 AM
Ambrosia is the food of the gods, why am I eating Fiber One?
06-26-2007, 08:08 AM
Because it's far healthier, (as we all know Ambrosia is very fattening).
06-26-2007, 02:31 PM
Carlotta hopped on her moped crying I want a chocolate chip cookie.
06-26-2007, 03:02 PM
Desperately yearning for a chocolate chip cookie, she drove her moped right into the bakery.
06-26-2007, 11:01 PM
Efficiently she grabbed a dozen cookies from behind the counter and hopped back on her moped.
06-26-2007, 11:28 PM
Foolishly, she neglected to pay for the cookies.
06-27-2007, 04:34 PM
Grabbing her sweater, the store owner yanked her off the moped.
06-27-2007, 05:52 PM
"How the **** do you think you were just goinna drive off with out paying for MY cookies??" bellowed the store owner.
06-27-2007, 09:24 PM
"I don't know what came over me", said Carlotta trembling lik a leaf.
06-27-2007, 11:40 PM
Then Carlotta shoved the baker against the counter and jumped on her moped yelling "AHA! I got your cookies and you don't even want to KNOW what I'M gonna do with them!"
06-27-2007, 11:54 PM
Just then a police car pulled up in front of the bakery.
06-28-2007, 08:58 AM
The policeman demanded all of the cookies back....she handed them back to the policeman, but as soon as she hands them to him he's in his car zooming away with all of her yummy cookies!
06-28-2007, 11:38 AM
Keep your hands off me she yelled as she ran screaming down the street.
06-28-2007, 08:36 PM
Luckily a bus stopped at the next corner and she hopped on.
06-28-2007, 10:29 PM
Mercifully it was a bus full of nuns that happened to have quite a sweet tooth.
06-29-2007, 01:01 AM
Nuns with bananas foster, chocolate mousse and crepes suzette, in fancy stemmed glassware, with champagne to drink!
06-29-2007, 12:45 PM
Opinionated nuns on the bus contemplated kicking her off since obviously the cookies were stolen, but most of the nuns just wanted some tasty cookies for themselves to eat with the champagne.
06-29-2007, 01:15 PM
Parking her butt next to one of the nuns, she desperately asked for a drink of the champagne.
06-29-2007, 01:46 PM
Quietly the nun refused her pleas, stating that she would first have to share her cookies with the nuns.
06-29-2007, 04:34 PM
Resisting the urge to slap the nun in the face she got off at the next stop right in front of WalMart.
06-29-2007, 04:52 PM
She was stunned to discover that the nuns had stolen her wallet with her credit cards in it.
06-29-2007, 04:55 PM
Still clutching the cookies, she wandered into the Walmart only to be stopped by store security.
06-29-2007, 07:03 PM
***going with the first one***
"Those sneaky nuns!" she exclaimed in disbelief.
06-29-2007, 11:17 PM
Unfortunately, the nun who stole the wallet had replaced it with another previously stolen wallet, which belonged to a woman with a warrant out for her arrest, who looked amazingly like Carlotta.
06-29-2007, 11:47 PM
Very strange perdicament it was, and Carlotta had no choice but to hop on the next bus to Mexico to lay low for awhile.
06-30-2007, 12:43 AM
While there, she lay on the beach and ate chocolate chip cookies and drank tequila.
06-30-2007, 12:57 AM
Xenical was the last thing on her mind.
06-30-2007, 01:07 AM
You would think that she knew better, but Carlotta continued her feeding frenzy with tacos and refried beans all day.
06-30-2007, 10:52 AM
"Zeppoles!" she exclaimed. "I would kill for some right now!"
07-02-2007, 09:39 PM
Actually she was right next to a grocery store.
07-02-2007, 10:13 PM
But they had no Zeppoles she had to settle for a Snickers bar and a box of cheez=its.
07-02-2007, 10:18 PM
Caught up in her binge, she never noticed as the flashing lights approached..
07-02-2007, 10:36 PM
Ducking behind a bush , she quickly put on a pair of glasses with a false nose.
07-02-2007, 11:10 PM
Evasively she crept away, when all of a sudden she crashed into......
07-02-2007, 11:47 PM
Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas!! It seemed as though Fergie was also hiding from something.
07-03-2007, 05:37 PM
George Clooney! Fergie has told him repeatedly to keep his hand off her hump, but he won't take no for an answer, so she is stuck huddling behind a bush with Carlotta in order to protect her tush.
07-04-2007, 12:51 AM
"Hey! Imagine meeting you in Mexico!" exclaimed Carlotta, as the flashing lights disappeared over the road, apparently in pursuit of a conspicuously dressed motorcyclist with an armadillo riding in the sidecar.
07-04-2007, 12:58 AM
I think that was the guy who is looking for the aliens from Mercury.Remember he found the armadillo in an old shack.
07-04-2007, 01:04 AM
Just in case the police returned, Carlotta ran into the closest doorway which just happened to be the local brothel!
07-04-2007, 02:18 AM
"Kiki's House of Delights.." said Carlotta as she read the welcome mat on the floor. As she looked up from the floor, her eyes met with an older man, about 50, dressed in a classy suit, he winked at her, and said...
07-04-2007, 01:20 PM
Let me entertain you!
07-05-2007, 12:56 AM
"ME?" Carlotta exclaimed. "Keep your hands to yourself!"
07-05-2007, 07:37 PM
"Nearly everyone is a bit shy at first!" said the gentleman as he took Carlotta's hand.
07-05-2007, 11:24 PM
Opening a nearby door, Carlotta was led into one of the most sumptious boudoirs she had ever seen.
07-06-2007, 12:40 PM
Plush, red velvet chairs, a gigantic round bed with a mink bedspread and in the bathroom a bidet.
07-06-2007, 05:31 PM
Reaching out her hand, Carlotta rubbed the mink bedspread.
07-06-2007, 05:32 PM
Savoring the silky smoothness, she sensed something inside her soften.
07-06-2007, 07:20 PM
Taking off her shoes, she crawled up onto the bed.
07-06-2007, 11:13 PM
Under the covers was the armadillo.
07-07-2007, 12:39 PM
"Very funny!", she exclaimed before running from the room and exiting out the front door.
07-10-2007, 02:26 PM
Walking briskly down the street, she suddenly decided she needed place to lay down.
07-10-2007, 04:31 PM
X Rays showed she was suffering from chocolate chip cookie allergy.
07-11-2007, 11:43 PM
"You need to eliminate all chocolate from your diet for the rest of your life," said the kindly Dr. that examined her in the emergency room where she awoke.
07-12-2007, 10:17 AM
Zero calories, exclaimed Carlotta! Why do I have to give up chocolate when I have just found these chocolate gold coins with no calories in them? Poor Carlotta was in complete despair, so the ER staff brought in a...
07-12-2007, 07:09 PM
Amazing variety of foods for her to sample. She thought sh'ed try the...
07-12-2007, 08:27 PM
Baked beans, followed by butter brickle ice cream.
07-12-2007, 09:02 PM
Carlotta ended up with a terrible tummy ache! Well, at least she was at the right place for some TLC. The nurses suggested that she try...
07-14-2007, 05:02 PM
Duct tape on her mouth if she felt like eating any more.
07-15-2007, 10:09 AM
Egads!! that color gray is so unflattering. do you have anything in....
07-15-2007, 08:52 PM
Firehouse Red, I simply love that color.
07-16-2007, 10:32 AM
At that moment, the handsome EMT strode into the room carrying...
07-16-2007, 11:15 AM
good girl! that duct tape was just a joke u need motivation to control ur portions, said the nurse
07-16-2007, 11:20 AM
Help me ! I want to get out of here and go rollerblading.
07-16-2007, 11:52 AM
"Into the ambulance now," directed the nurse and Carlotta jumped in.
07-16-2007, 03:09 PM
Just when I thought I was going to have some fun, sighed Carlotta.
07-16-2007, 05:32 PM
kites of different colors and sizes were in the sky, saw carlotta as the ambulance passed the beach
07-16-2007, 10:43 PM
Leaping from the ambulance, Carlotta ran to the water's edge.
07-16-2007, 10:52 PM
Many times she wanted to end it all but first she must find one more chocolate chip cookie.
07-17-2007, 02:38 PM
"No more chocolate chip cookies for u carlotta",echoed the doctor's voice in her head,"coz u have a rare but serious chocolate-chip-cookie allergy my dear"
07-17-2007, 04:38 PM
on the right side some kids were decorating there sand castle with chocolate chip cookies and strawberrys
07-17-2007, 06:18 PM
Pushing ahead, she decided to hitchhike to the nearest gym to work off her cravings.
07-18-2007, 12:42 PM
Quickly dropping that idea she ran to Deli and bought a Reuben Sandwich.
07-18-2007, 01:45 PM
realizing suddenly that she no longer ill she decided to go shopping for her niece's first birthday party
07-19-2007, 10:49 AM
soon she arrived at the mall and began looking thorugh the shops unsure of what to give as a gift she came to a baby store
07-19-2007, 08:17 PM
"This is not for me," she said as she ran from the store and bumped into.....
07-19-2007, 08:30 PM
Umberto the magnificent , a handsome devil riding a Harley.
07-19-2007, 10:02 PM
He said, Let me take you to a place where you can
07-20-2007, 08:47 AM
Verify your doctor's diagnosis.
07-20-2007, 11:19 PM
"We can't be sure, but we think you need to see a psychiatrist," said the allergist in the clinic she was driven to.
07-21-2007, 07:18 PM
A psychiatrist!, she exclaimed, but I thought I was only shopping for a gift.
Why am I really here for. .
07-21-2007, 07:45 PM
Xrays, we need to find......
07-22-2007, 12:15 AM
your colon and clean it out to remove the toxins.
07-22-2007, 06:43 AM
Zavier the Doctor said now all those toxins have been removed.
07-23-2007, 01:08 AM
Always the pessimist, she asked the Dr, "Can you give me a cookie to test this?"
07-23-2007, 03:49 PM
but, the doctor gave her a strange look.
07-23-2007, 06:49 PM
"Cleaning out your colon means you must not eat that junk ever again", he said.
07-23-2007, 08:05 PM
Despite his advice she went to the grocery store where they were having a sale on Pepperidge Farm cookies and .......
07-23-2007, 09:47 PM
Eventually caved and bought 10 packages. When she got home she.....
07-27-2007, 07:42 PM
Found a visitor in her front yard.
07-27-2007, 09:25 PM
George stopped by to see if she...................
07-28-2007, 06:56 PM
Had any plans for the day.
07-28-2007, 07:04 PM
Interestingly, she had decided she would like to go bungee jumping.
07-29-2007, 04:35 PM
Jumping off the large bridge she realised.......
07-29-2007, 05:04 PM
kicking her legs made her drop more slowly towards the water below.
07-29-2007, 06:27 PM
Looking towards the water that was looming towards her she closed her eyes and hoped .....
07-29-2007, 06:45 PM
Manta Rays were not on their migration path.
07-29-2007, 07:33 PM
Nellie finished her bungee jump and decided to go to the worlds biggest roller coaster.
07-29-2007, 08:21 PM
On the way, she picked up her mail and discovered she had won a.....
07-29-2007, 09:19 PM
Proffesional makeover and a trip to Lower Slobevia.
07-29-2007, 10:19 PM
Quickly she grabbed her passport and caught the first flight to Lower Slobevia.
07-30-2007, 11:04 PM
Realizing she couldn't speak the language, she hired a translator named....
07-30-2007, 11:09 PM
Stan, who had smoldering eyes and...
07-31-2007, 12:42 AM
tattoos of spongebob squarepants on his arms. With a rather annoying twang in his voice he said
07-31-2007, 09:15 AM
underneath the porch you will find.......
07-31-2007, 09:37 AM
volumes of Slobovian translations that I will assist you with, my dear.
08-01-2007, 02:12 PM
With the Slobovian translation books under her arm she ran to......
08-01-2007, 07:54 PM
Xavier's cafe, where he spread the volumes out on a large table and invited her to sit with him.
08-01-2007, 09:21 PM
Yielding to his charm she sat down and waited.....
08-02-2007, 01:52 PM
Zealously, Stan poured out his heart to her, while she ordered a cappucino.
08-03-2007, 02:25 PM
Apparently, Stan had been having an affair with a ......
08-03-2007, 05:23 PM
Brazen hussy,named Cupcake.
08-03-2007, 11:05 PM
Choking on his meal, Nellie performed the Heimlich maneuver on Stan only to have him cough up......
08-04-2007, 01:09 PM
Duck bones that he had been choking on. Nellie then ask Stan.......
08-04-2007, 03:42 PM
Exactly what are your intentions?
08-04-2007, 04:13 PM
"Finding the lost castle of Dracula in the western region of Slobovia", he replied, "and I want you to accompany me".
08-05-2007, 06:41 AM
Going to the western regions of Slobovia to find the lost castle of Dracula sounds so romantic but Stan can I trust you to .........
08-05-2007, 11:27 AM
Have a supply of chocolate chip cookies in your backpack?
08-05-2007, 05:27 PM
"If you wear this garlic around your neck, I'll do anything you want", he said.
08-05-2007, 10:19 PM
Just a minute, how about chocolate chip cookies?
08-06-2007, 07:55 AM
Kissing her quickly he then brought a huge bag of chocolate chip cookies from his rucksack and then stan..........
08-06-2007, 10:57 AM
Left as he had to meet .......
08-06-2007, 01:01 PM
Mr. Granville Hewitt Smyth from the United Kingdom an upper class gentleman who was.........
08-06-2007, 03:10 PM
Not quite the gentleman he seemed because...................
08-06-2007, 03:19 PM
Overtly he appeared to be wealthy upper class gentleman but in actual fact he was a...........
08-06-2007, 06:06 PM
Poor, out of work actor who was looking for.......
08-06-2007, 07:50 PM
quick cash and lots of chocolate cookies.
08-07-2007, 08:25 PM
Reacting quickly, Stan found a cookie in his pocket to tied Mr. Smyth over.
08-09-2007, 07:22 AM
Swiftly Stan gave the chocolate chip cookies to Mr Smyth and then gave Nellie a little box. Nellie opened the box and in the box was .......
08-09-2007, 09:42 AM
Twenty two tiny toads and......
08-09-2007, 06:57 PM
umpteen unique umbrellas in every color.
08-11-2007, 05:33 PM
Velvet lined box with a beautiful diamond ring which attached to it was a wedding proposal. Nellie turned to Stan who was on bended knee and she ...........
08-11-2007, 07:31 PM
Was surprised and delighted and said yes, and we can have a chocolate chip cookie wedding cake.
08-11-2007, 07:40 PM
Xylophones played as she walked down the aisle to meet her beloved.
08-13-2007, 05:02 PM
Zealously she grabbed her groom and ran out back door while everyone gasped.
08-13-2007, 06:30 PM
Yet she was very nervous.
08-15-2007, 07:48 PM
I'll start with an A since we had a Z.
A driver was waiting outside in a limo to take them to....
08-15-2007, 10:41 PM
Betty Ford Clinic where they could........
08-16-2007, 11:50 AM
clean out from all the chocolate in their system, but when they got there, they saw......
08-17-2007, 05:32 PM
David Hasselhoff eating a cheeseburger.
08-17-2007, 06:10 PM
Eleanora the head nurse whom looked like a right battle axe showed them into the clinic and then ..........
08-17-2007, 07:01 PM
forced them into a locked room and told them to wait for.....
08-17-2007, 07:59 PM
Get ready for their psyche evaluation.
08-18-2007, 07:43 AM
Horace the psychiatrist came to the locked room to give them their psychiatric assessment and with him he brought .....
08-18-2007, 10:04 AM
Ingrid the swedish masseuse who ........
08-18-2007, 01:11 PM
Jumped up and down on their back saying it was part of their treatment plan but ..........
08-18-2007, 01:46 PM
kissing was much more fun so they left and.......
08-19-2007, 05:28 PM
Loped down the street , hoping to................
08-19-2007, 05:45 PM
meet up with Mabel, the local expert in chocolate chip cookie baking.
08-19-2007, 08:30 PM
Not finding Mabel, they decided to try and find David Hasselhoff maybe he will share his cheeseburger.
08-19-2007, 10:21 PM
Obviously they were obsessed with food so they decided instead to find a.....
08-20-2007, 03:16 AM
pizza parlor and ordered..................
08-20-2007, 07:25 AM
Quickly, the biggest pizza they could see on the menu but when the bill came for the meal they realized they had no money between them, so they ...................
08-20-2007, 09:43 AM
Rushed out the back door hoping..................
08-20-2007, 08:05 PM
someone would pick up their tab, but instead out ran the.....
08-20-2007, 08:11 PM
table cloth.....along with there broken dishes that had fallen in a trail behind them....they knew they were busted.....and all of a sudden...
08-21-2007, 09:54 AM
Umberto a friend of both Nellie and Stan came through the door and picked up their bill for them and then he took them to ...........
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