General chatter - Story time! add a sentence - each new one starts with the next letter of the alphabet




acappellamom
06-14-2007, 12:50 PM
Abigail rode her bike down the street and almost ran over a leprechan.


4myloves
06-14-2007, 12:54 PM
But, just as she was about to hit him, she swerved,

sherrigirl14
06-14-2007, 01:14 PM
Careening over to the left barely missing him. Then a dog


canadian mom
06-14-2007, 01:15 PM
dashed out in front of her. she almost

NightengaleShane
06-14-2007, 01:18 PM
examined her mental state, because

4myloves
06-14-2007, 01:30 PM
funny things like that just didn't happen to people like her. Once she collected herself, she went back to check on her almost victims. The leprechan was so

acappellamom
06-14-2007, 01:57 PM
grateful, that he made her a nice lunch of...

cbmare
06-14-2007, 02:40 PM
hominy. There was a big celebration. They served

4myloves
06-14-2007, 02:45 PM
just about everyone in the neighborhood (because you know how nosy neighbors can be--they had all run outside at the commotion).

NightengaleShane
06-14-2007, 02:47 PM
Kites mysteriously flew over the leprechaun hominy lunch, causing everyone to become startled. The leprechauns

bargoo
06-14-2007, 02:53 PM
Leaped in the air

HeatherAngel
06-14-2007, 02:58 PM
Because, miraculously, their hominy lunch resulted in the whole neighborhood collectively losing 1623 pounds, instantly! It was amazing! Even old Mrs Gupta, who'd been fat her whole life, found that she...

lynn23c
06-14-2007, 03:00 PM
...not only lost 15 pounds, but also...







-Lynn

acappellamom
06-14-2007, 03:01 PM
noticed she'd gone down to a size 2, but her feet were so big, that she had to borrow her brother's clown shoes!

bargoo
06-14-2007, 03:11 PM
Oh, they were too big for her

ellabella
06-14-2007, 03:22 PM
pretty little feet, which had always been her pride and joy.

4myloves
06-14-2007, 03:40 PM
Quelling her anxiety over feet that didn't match her new body, Mrs. Gupta decided she'd rather be a size 2 with big feet than grumble about it.....After all, when she was bigger she had loved her feet, why should that change now?

Janny O
06-14-2007, 04:09 PM
Reluctantly, Mrs Gupta went to the local Megalomart to find some suitable apparel.

acappellamom
06-14-2007, 04:40 PM
particularly in the toebox, but they'll have to due till she can find a better fitting

cbmare
06-14-2007, 05:03 PM
Quite the find! There are many things that fit!

acappellamom
06-14-2007, 05:25 PM
sooooo, the megalamart was having a big sale on BIG shoes! She got some spectotar pumps, open toed sandals, and her favorite:

4myloves
06-14-2007, 05:25 PM
Type of blue jeans--she had gotten tired of shoe-shopping--after all, she had just obtained a size 2 body!! Reality set in when she began shopping for clothing for her new size 2 body. She realized then that just because one loses weight, one does not necessarily find any better clothes.

4myloves
06-14-2007, 05:29 PM
Ultimately, she found all she wanted to buy and decided she needed to head back to the neighborhood and see how Abigail and the leprechans were doing at the party.

acappellamom
06-14-2007, 06:33 PM
Very shortly after her arrival, the leprechan led all the people in a song called...

WaterRat
06-14-2007, 07:08 PM
When Irish Eyes Are Smiling (in honor of the leprechauns) very off-key. The leprechauns were getting very excited and running around. They knocked Abigail off her feet and she cried out "my ankle" and soon she was rushed off to the hospital where

Spinymouse
06-14-2007, 07:32 PM
Xylophones were playing in the emergency room, backed by a reggae band.

acappellamom
06-14-2007, 07:33 PM
x-rays were taken immediatley! turns out she had a broken ankle... they put on a cast - everyone signed it, but the best signature of all said..

acappellamom
06-14-2007, 07:34 PM
like yours better! x ray was sooo obvious!

bargoo
06-14-2007, 08:02 PM
You know it was pretty niosy in ER.

acappellamom
06-14-2007, 09:13 PM
zee whole ting - eet was unbeleeevable said the Russian doc. I ve never seen a case like zeees

acappellamom
06-14-2007, 09:13 PM
back to A? or start a new one?

Spinymouse
06-14-2007, 09:57 PM
How about a new one?

Archaeology was boring to Nettie until she discovered something very unusual at her campsite.

walking2lose
06-14-2007, 11:41 PM
Burrowing in the dirt, sweating profusely, and just plain miserable, her fingers suddenly felt something ...

acappellamom
06-15-2007, 12:15 AM
cold, round, and flat. Upon closer inspection she saw it was some sort of old gold coin - and a key!

gardeniaz1964
06-15-2007, 12:23 AM
Digging the gold coin and key out of the dirt was harder than she'd anticipated....

chevyjnova
06-15-2007, 01:08 AM
EFFORT is what makes success all the more satisfying she thought to herself, continuing to scrape away the dirt.

acappellamom
06-15-2007, 01:19 AM
fer cryin' out loud! she thought - where the heck is my survival-pocket-knife-nail-clipper-lemon-zester tool? That would get this thing out in a jiffy! So she perserveered(sp?) and along came a handsome stranger...

walking2lose
06-15-2007, 09:57 AM
Gulping and standing up quickly, Nettie pushed a sweaty strand of hair out of her eyes and wondered if this could possibly be Dr. Owen Finway, the renowned archeologist she had heard so much about?

acappellamom
06-15-2007, 10:07 AM
Her heart pounded with anticipation. He was much more handsome than she expected. He offered his hand to help her up. He asked her....

bargoo
06-15-2007, 10:12 AM
if she knew the way to San Jose

acappellamom
06-16-2007, 01:22 AM
Just happens that I do! she exclaimed. Let's take the next flight, and I know a place where we can really dig something up!

Misti in Seattle
06-16-2007, 01:43 AM
"Keen idea!" said he. And with great excitement they hurried off to the airport.

lizziness
06-16-2007, 01:55 AM
Love was in the air and by the time they reached San Jose....

acappellamom
06-16-2007, 02:14 AM
Mixed emotions started to haunt Nettie. She decided to wait and see how things played out.

Misti in Seattle
06-16-2007, 02:27 AM
Nettie was in a state of turmoil... excitement over the new romance but, being wise, not wanting to let emotions rule over her common sense. Oh what to do, what to do?

acappellamom
06-16-2007, 07:03 PM
Must remain calm, must remain calm... she chanted to herself. Then grabbed his face - and kissed him full on the lips!!

bargoo
06-16-2007, 07:24 PM
Nearby strangers giggled at the sight.

EZMONEY
06-16-2007, 07:30 PM
A man's toupee falling off, in a heat of passion, is always hilarious.

Misti in Seattle
06-16-2007, 08:23 PM
Omigosh! What have I done? she thought. Horrified and soooooo humiliated she rushed to.....

EZMONEY
06-16-2007, 09:24 PM
get a staple gun, glue, peanut butter anything sticky!

bargoo
06-16-2007, 09:44 PM
Put this man back together.

EZMONEY
06-16-2007, 10:02 PM
And find Humpty Dumpty a brand new wall.

bargoo
06-17-2007, 08:48 PM
Quit complaining and do it.

EZMONEY
06-17-2007, 11:19 PM
She did quit complaining but just as the tide was about to turn again ......

bargoo
06-18-2007, 12:37 AM
R she said follows Q

EZMONEY
06-18-2007, 01:02 AM
oops...I didn't read the rules...sorry

4myloves
06-18-2007, 10:32 AM
She became very upset with herself for allowing the LOOKS of a man to distract her from her original task of uncovering the coin/key--everyone, she thought, knows looks aren't everything!

(that's OK, EZ, it's cool how everyone ELSE played by the rules and still incorporated your segments :) You know we love you!)

bargoo
06-18-2007, 01:57 PM
Too bad he was a thief.

putznanu
06-18-2007, 02:02 PM
:DPerhaps, she thought, the best way to handle this is to go barefoot. After all, it suggests a light and airly persona and, after all I have just lost a TON of weight! Leprechauns join me...shed your shoes...dance, dance, dance (after all it is exercise...:carrot:

bargoo
06-18-2007, 02:14 PM
Unless you don't count stealing street signs as thievery.

Spinymouse
06-20-2007, 12:16 AM
Vanity and greed consumed the handsome archaeologist as he grabbed the nearest hat

Misti in Seattle
06-20-2007, 09:15 AM
Wising up, Nettie decided to ditch this loser and find herself a REAL man.

bargoo
06-20-2007, 09:33 AM
Xrays showed that he was actually a robot.

bargoo
06-20-2007, 09:34 AM
XRays showed that he was actually a robot.

kateconfessional
06-20-2007, 11:14 AM
Yelling, "I KNEW IT", Nettie decided to hit up the internet and search for some new and hot potentials.

murphmitch
06-21-2007, 03:41 PM
Zealous in her new endeavor, Nettie scanned the dating web sites for a new man.

EZMONEY
06-21-2007, 06:41 PM
.....(that's OK, EZ, it's cool how everyone ELSE played by the rules and still incorporated your segments :) You know we love you!)

Thanks for the support 4myself! :hug:

sapphire9
06-21-2007, 07:18 PM
Antoine's photo came up on her screen.

sockmonkey70
06-21-2007, 07:59 PM
Before she saw Antoine, she had never realized how handsome a dark skinned latin man could be!

ennay
06-21-2007, 08:17 PM
Cautious, normally, about internet dating, she decided a man that hot was worth the risk.

loonatic
06-21-2007, 08:27 PM
Perhaps she should have a pedicure, a few inches off the leprechaun toes and

sockmonkey70
06-22-2007, 12:58 AM
^^^Not a "d" but I'll go with it.

even a mustache wax. A man this hot surely wouldn't...

trekkiegirl
06-22-2007, 01:10 AM
...fathom that Nettie had once been a man herself! She had finally had the operation several years earlier, when the final straw had been

SoulBliss
06-22-2007, 01:14 AM
Genteel post-ops kindly serenading a newly born individual with kindness and love. So, with not a moment to waste...

bargoo
06-22-2007, 11:02 AM
Happily off she went to the mall to buy a new sexy wardrobe.

murphmitch
06-22-2007, 07:45 PM
Initially she shopped for evening wear, but then decided to look at lingerie.

acappellamom
06-23-2007, 10:08 AM
Just when she thought she would drop from shopping, she came upon the most unique item she'd ever seen.

eevey
06-23-2007, 10:25 AM
Keep on track with your weight loss.

bargoo
06-23-2007, 12:40 PM
Looked like a chastity belt, could that be possible in 2007?

murphmitch
06-23-2007, 02:19 PM
Making hastily for the dressing room, she planned to try it on.

ennay
06-23-2007, 02:45 PM
NO!, It couldn't be! The fitting room attendant was ...

acappellamom
06-23-2007, 04:48 PM
only 3 feet tall! He stood on a stool, and handed her a nother chastity belt in the next size.

Spinymouse
06-24-2007, 01:50 PM
Pefect was the fit of the second chastity belt, she observed, but after snapping it into place she realized it was missing a key to unlock it!

trekkiegirl
06-24-2007, 02:00 PM
Quickly she reached for the handcuff key she wore around her neck in a desperate attempt to see if it would work on the chastity belt.

k8t
06-24-2007, 02:15 PM
Realizing the key was missing, she cried out in horror to the attendant...

bargoo
06-24-2007, 03:49 PM
Save me ! Save me ! I am doomed to a life of ............

murphmitch
06-24-2007, 06:59 PM
Total lack of intimacy," she cried to the open-mouthed attendant.

acappellamom
06-24-2007, 09:33 PM
Understanding fellow that he was - he phoned a locksmith, who ran to the scene...

sockmonkey70
06-24-2007, 09:34 PM
Uninterested in her dilema, the attendant yawned and wandered off to help someone else while Nettie began to have a panic attack.

k8t
06-24-2007, 11:50 PM
Very soon she began to hyperventilate. As she began to faint, she saw him!

sockmonkey70
06-25-2007, 12:20 AM
Walking suavely towards her was Antoinne himself! In his hand he held a bright shiny key.

Laura G
06-25-2007, 12:40 AM
X-rated thoughts of where he would put his key danced through her head.

murphmitch
06-25-2007, 10:32 AM
"Yes, madam, I am here to help!" said Antoine to an aghast Nettie.

k8t
06-25-2007, 11:09 AM
Zeroing in on the lock, he freed her. He looked deep into her eyes for long moments and she knew she wouldn't be able to turn him away again, despite all that he had done. Then he simply turned and walked away. He paused at the door and slowly turned around. "You know where to find me," he said in a broken whisper.

bargoo
06-26-2007, 02:24 AM
Ambrosia is the food of the gods, why am I eating Fiber One?

Sakai
06-26-2007, 08:08 AM
Because it's far healthier, (as we all know Ambrosia is very fattening).

bargoo
06-26-2007, 02:31 PM
Carlotta hopped on her moped crying I want a chocolate chip cookie.

NightengaleShane
06-26-2007, 03:02 PM
Desperately yearning for a chocolate chip cookie, she drove her moped right into the bakery.

murphmitch
06-26-2007, 11:01 PM
Efficiently she grabbed a dozen cookies from behind the counter and hopped back on her moped.

Spinymouse
06-26-2007, 11:28 PM
Foolishly, she neglected to pay for the cookies.

Laura G
06-27-2007, 04:34 PM
Grabbing her sweater, the store owner yanked her off the moped.

sockmonkey70
06-27-2007, 05:52 PM
"How the **** do you think you were just goinna drive off with out paying for MY cookies??" bellowed the store owner.

murphmitch
06-27-2007, 09:24 PM
"I don't know what came over me", said Carlotta trembling lik a leaf.

BabyBrownEyes
06-27-2007, 11:40 PM
Then Carlotta shoved the baker against the counter and jumped on her moped yelling "AHA! I got your cookies and you don't even want to KNOW what I'M gonna do with them!"

Spinymouse
06-27-2007, 11:54 PM
Just then a police car pulled up in front of the bakery.

BabyBrownEyes
06-28-2007, 08:58 AM
The policeman demanded all of the cookies back....she handed them back to the policeman, but as soon as she hands them to him he's in his car zooming away with all of her yummy cookies!

bargoo
06-28-2007, 11:38 AM
Keep your hands off me she yelled as she ran screaming down the street.

murphmitch
06-28-2007, 08:36 PM
Luckily a bus stopped at the next corner and she hopped on.

sockmonkey70
06-28-2007, 10:29 PM
Mercifully it was a bus full of nuns that happened to have quite a sweet tooth.

Spinymouse
06-29-2007, 01:01 AM
Nuns with bananas foster, chocolate mousse and crepes suzette, in fancy stemmed glassware, with champagne to drink!

sockmonkey70
06-29-2007, 12:45 PM
Opinionated nuns on the bus contemplated kicking her off since obviously the cookies were stolen, but most of the nuns just wanted some tasty cookies for themselves to eat with the champagne.

murphmitch
06-29-2007, 01:15 PM
Parking her butt next to one of the nuns, she desperately asked for a drink of the champagne.

sockmonkey70
06-29-2007, 01:46 PM
Quietly the nun refused her pleas, stating that she would first have to share her cookies with the nuns.

bargoo
06-29-2007, 04:34 PM
Resisting the urge to slap the nun in the face she got off at the next stop right in front of WalMart.

sapphire9
06-29-2007, 04:52 PM
She was stunned to discover that the nuns had stolen her wallet with her credit cards in it.

murphmitch
06-29-2007, 04:55 PM
Still clutching the cookies, she wandered into the Walmart only to be stopped by store security.

sockmonkey70
06-29-2007, 07:03 PM
***going with the first one***

"Those sneaky nuns!" she exclaimed in disbelief.

Spinymouse
06-29-2007, 11:17 PM
Unfortunately, the nun who stole the wallet had replaced it with another previously stolen wallet, which belonged to a woman with a warrant out for her arrest, who looked amazingly like Carlotta.

sockmonkey70
06-29-2007, 11:47 PM
Very strange perdicament it was, and Carlotta had no choice but to hop on the next bus to Mexico to lay low for awhile.

murphmitch
06-30-2007, 12:43 AM
While there, she lay on the beach and ate chocolate chip cookies and drank tequila.

bargoo
06-30-2007, 12:57 AM
Xenical was the last thing on her mind.

murphmitch
06-30-2007, 01:07 AM
You would think that she knew better, but Carlotta continued her feeding frenzy with tacos and refried beans all day.

trekkiegirl
06-30-2007, 10:52 AM
"Zeppoles!" she exclaimed. "I would kill for some right now!"

murphmitch
07-02-2007, 09:39 PM
Actually she was right next to a grocery store.

bargoo
07-02-2007, 10:13 PM
But they had no Zeppoles she had to settle for a Snickers bar and a box of cheez=its.

sockmonkey70
07-02-2007, 10:18 PM
Caught up in her binge, she never noticed as the flashing lights approached..

bargoo
07-02-2007, 10:36 PM
Ducking behind a bush , she quickly put on a pair of glasses with a false nose.

murphmitch
07-02-2007, 11:10 PM
Evasively she crept away, when all of a sudden she crashed into......

sockmonkey70
07-02-2007, 11:47 PM
Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas!! It seemed as though Fergie was also hiding from something.

imsexydamnit
07-03-2007, 05:37 PM
George Clooney! Fergie has told him repeatedly to keep his hand off her hump, but he won't take no for an answer, so she is stuck huddling behind a bush with Carlotta in order to protect her tush.

Spinymouse
07-04-2007, 12:51 AM
"Hey! Imagine meeting you in Mexico!" exclaimed Carlotta, as the flashing lights disappeared over the road, apparently in pursuit of a conspicuously dressed motorcyclist with an armadillo riding in the sidecar.

bargoo
07-04-2007, 12:58 AM
I think that was the guy who is looking for the aliens from Mercury.Remember he found the armadillo in an old shack.

murphmitch
07-04-2007, 01:04 AM
Just in case the police returned, Carlotta ran into the closest doorway which just happened to be the local brothel!

kateconfessional
07-04-2007, 02:18 AM
"Kiki's House of Delights.." said Carlotta as she read the welcome mat on the floor. As she looked up from the floor, her eyes met with an older man, about 50, dressed in a classy suit, he winked at her, and said...

bargoo
07-04-2007, 01:20 PM
Let me entertain you!

sockmonkey70
07-05-2007, 12:56 AM
"ME?" Carlotta exclaimed. "Keep your hands to yourself!"

Spinymouse
07-05-2007, 07:37 PM
"Nearly everyone is a bit shy at first!" said the gentleman as he took Carlotta's hand.

murphmitch
07-05-2007, 11:24 PM
Opening a nearby door, Carlotta was led into one of the most sumptious boudoirs she had ever seen.

bargoo
07-06-2007, 12:40 PM
Plush, red velvet chairs, a gigantic round bed with a mink bedspread and in the bathroom a bidet.

Laura G
07-06-2007, 05:31 PM
Reaching out her hand, Carlotta rubbed the mink bedspread.

Laura G
07-06-2007, 05:32 PM
Savoring the silky smoothness, she sensed something inside her soften.

murphmitch
07-06-2007, 07:20 PM
Taking off her shoes, she crawled up onto the bed.

bargoo
07-06-2007, 11:13 PM
Under the covers was the armadillo.

murphmitch
07-07-2007, 12:39 PM
"Very funny!", she exclaimed before running from the room and exiting out the front door.

murphmitch
07-10-2007, 02:26 PM
Walking briskly down the street, she suddenly decided she needed place to lay down.

bargoo
07-10-2007, 04:31 PM
X Rays showed she was suffering from chocolate chip cookie allergy.

murphmitch
07-11-2007, 11:43 PM
"You need to eliminate all chocolate from your diet for the rest of your life," said the kindly Dr. that examined her in the emergency room where she awoke.

Freckles
07-12-2007, 10:17 AM
Zero calories, exclaimed Carlotta! Why do I have to give up chocolate when I have just found these chocolate gold coins with no calories in them? Poor Carlotta was in complete despair, so the ER staff brought in a...

murphmitch
07-12-2007, 07:09 PM
Amazing variety of foods for her to sample. She thought sh'ed try the...

bargoo
07-12-2007, 08:27 PM
Baked beans, followed by butter brickle ice cream.

Freckles
07-12-2007, 09:02 PM
Carlotta ended up with a terrible tummy ache! Well, at least she was at the right place for some TLC. The nurses suggested that she try...

murphmitch
07-14-2007, 05:02 PM
Duct tape on her mouth if she felt like eating any more.

bargoo
07-15-2007, 10:09 AM
Egads!! that color gray is so unflattering. do you have anything in....

butterflykiss
07-15-2007, 08:52 PM
Firehouse Red, I simply love that color.

murphmitch
07-16-2007, 10:32 AM
At that moment, the handsome EMT strode into the room carrying...

strawberryeyes
07-16-2007, 11:15 AM
good girl! that duct tape was just a joke u need motivation to control ur portions, said the nurse

bargoo
07-16-2007, 11:20 AM
Help me ! I want to get out of here and go rollerblading.

murphmitch
07-16-2007, 11:52 AM
"Into the ambulance now," directed the nurse and Carlotta jumped in.

bargoo
07-16-2007, 03:09 PM
Just when I thought I was going to have some fun, sighed Carlotta.

strawberryeyes
07-16-2007, 05:32 PM
kites of different colors and sizes were in the sky, saw carlotta as the ambulance passed the beach

murphmitch
07-16-2007, 10:43 PM
Leaping from the ambulance, Carlotta ran to the water's edge.

bargoo
07-16-2007, 10:52 PM
Many times she wanted to end it all but first she must find one more chocolate chip cookie.

strawberryeyes
07-17-2007, 02:38 PM
"No more chocolate chip cookies for u carlotta",echoed the doctor's voice in her head,"coz u have a rare but serious chocolate-chip-cookie allergy my dear"

strawberryeyes
07-17-2007, 04:38 PM
on the right side some kids were decorating there sand castle with chocolate chip cookies and strawberrys

murphmitch
07-17-2007, 06:18 PM
Pushing ahead, she decided to hitchhike to the nearest gym to work off her cravings.

bargoo
07-18-2007, 12:42 PM
Quickly dropping that idea she ran to Deli and bought a Reuben Sandwich.

strawberryeyes
07-18-2007, 01:45 PM
realizing suddenly that she no longer ill she decided to go shopping for her niece's first birthday party

strawberryeyes
07-19-2007, 10:49 AM
soon she arrived at the mall and began looking thorugh the shops unsure of what to give as a gift she came to a baby store

murphmitch
07-19-2007, 08:17 PM
"This is not for me," she said as she ran from the store and bumped into.....

bargoo
07-19-2007, 08:30 PM
Umberto the magnificent , a handsome devil riding a Harley.

FitinTime
07-19-2007, 10:02 PM
He said, Let me take you to a place where you can

bargoo
07-20-2007, 08:47 AM
Verify your doctor's diagnosis.

murphmitch
07-20-2007, 11:19 PM
"We can't be sure, but we think you need to see a psychiatrist," said the allergist in the clinic she was driven to.

FitinTime
07-21-2007, 07:18 PM
A psychiatrist!, she exclaimed, but I thought I was only shopping for a gift.
Why am I really here for. .

bargoo
07-21-2007, 07:45 PM
Xrays, we need to find......

murphmitch
07-22-2007, 12:15 AM
your colon and clean it out to remove the toxins.

purpleorc
07-22-2007, 06:43 AM
Zavier the Doctor said now all those toxins have been removed.

murphmitch
07-23-2007, 01:08 AM
Always the pessimist, she asked the Dr, "Can you give me a cookie to test this?"

butterflykiss
07-23-2007, 03:49 PM
but, the doctor gave her a strange look.

murphmitch
07-23-2007, 06:49 PM
"Cleaning out your colon means you must not eat that junk ever again", he said.

bargoo
07-23-2007, 08:05 PM
Despite his advice she went to the grocery store where they were having a sale on Pepperidge Farm cookies and .......

murphmitch
07-23-2007, 09:47 PM
Eventually caved and bought 10 packages. When she got home she.....

murphmitch
07-27-2007, 07:42 PM
Found a visitor in her front yard.

bargoo
07-27-2007, 09:25 PM
George stopped by to see if she...................

murphmitch
07-28-2007, 06:56 PM
Had any plans for the day.

bargoo
07-28-2007, 07:04 PM
Interestingly, she had decided she would like to go bungee jumping.

purpleorc
07-29-2007, 04:35 PM
Jumping off the large bridge she realised.......

murphmitch
07-29-2007, 05:04 PM
kicking her legs made her drop more slowly towards the water below.

purpleorc
07-29-2007, 06:27 PM
Looking towards the water that was looming towards her she closed her eyes and hoped .....

ShootingStar
07-29-2007, 06:45 PM
Manta Rays were not on their migration path.

purpleorc
07-29-2007, 07:33 PM
Nellie finished her bungee jump and decided to go to the worlds biggest roller coaster.

murphmitch
07-29-2007, 08:21 PM
On the way, she picked up her mail and discovered she had won a.....

bargoo
07-29-2007, 09:19 PM
Proffesional makeover and a trip to Lower Slobevia.

murphmitch
07-29-2007, 10:19 PM
Quickly she grabbed her passport and caught the first flight to Lower Slobevia.

murphmitch
07-30-2007, 11:04 PM
Realizing she couldn't speak the language, she hired a translator named....

Ohhkay8
07-30-2007, 11:09 PM
Stan, who had smoldering eyes and...

ShootingStar
07-31-2007, 12:42 AM
tattoos of spongebob squarepants on his arms. With a rather annoying twang in his voice he said

bargoo
07-31-2007, 09:15 AM
underneath the porch you will find.......

murphmitch
07-31-2007, 09:37 AM
volumes of Slobovian translations that I will assist you with, my dear.

purpleorc
08-01-2007, 02:12 PM
With the Slobovian translation books under her arm she ran to......

murphmitch
08-01-2007, 07:54 PM
Xavier's cafe, where he spread the volumes out on a large table and invited her to sit with him.

bargoo
08-01-2007, 09:21 PM
Yielding to his charm she sat down and waited.....

murphmitch
08-02-2007, 01:52 PM
Zealously, Stan poured out his heart to her, while she ordered a cappucino.

purpleorc
08-03-2007, 02:25 PM
Apparently, Stan had been having an affair with a ......

bargoo
08-03-2007, 05:23 PM
Brazen hussy,named Cupcake.

murphmitch
08-03-2007, 11:05 PM
Choking on his meal, Nellie performed the Heimlich maneuver on Stan only to have him cough up......

purpleorc
08-04-2007, 01:09 PM
Duck bones that he had been choking on. Nellie then ask Stan.......

bargoo
08-04-2007, 03:42 PM
Exactly what are your intentions?

murphmitch
08-04-2007, 04:13 PM
"Finding the lost castle of Dracula in the western region of Slobovia", he replied, "and I want you to accompany me".

purpleorc
08-05-2007, 06:41 AM
Going to the western regions of Slobovia to find the lost castle of Dracula sounds so romantic but Stan can I trust you to .........

bargoo
08-05-2007, 11:27 AM
Have a supply of chocolate chip cookies in your backpack?

murphmitch
08-05-2007, 05:27 PM
"If you wear this garlic around your neck, I'll do anything you want", he said.

bargoo
08-05-2007, 10:19 PM
Just a minute, how about chocolate chip cookies?

purpleorc
08-06-2007, 07:55 AM
Kissing her quickly he then brought a huge bag of chocolate chip cookies from his rucksack and then stan..........

bargoo
08-06-2007, 10:57 AM
Left as he had to meet .......

purpleorc
08-06-2007, 01:01 PM
Mr. Granville Hewitt Smyth from the United Kingdom an upper class gentleman who was.........

bargoo
08-06-2007, 03:10 PM
Not quite the gentleman he seemed because...................

purpleorc
08-06-2007, 03:19 PM
Overtly he appeared to be wealthy upper class gentleman but in actual fact he was a...........

bargoo
08-06-2007, 06:06 PM
Poor, out of work actor who was looking for.......

murphmitch
08-06-2007, 07:50 PM
quick cash and lots of chocolate cookies.

murphmitch
08-07-2007, 08:25 PM
Reacting quickly, Stan found a cookie in his pocket to tied Mr. Smyth over.

purpleorc
08-09-2007, 07:22 AM
Swiftly Stan gave the chocolate chip cookies to Mr Smyth and then gave Nellie a little box. Nellie opened the box and in the box was .......

bargoo
08-09-2007, 09:42 AM
Twenty two tiny toads and......

murphmitch
08-09-2007, 06:57 PM
umpteen unique umbrellas in every color.

purpleorc
08-11-2007, 05:33 PM
Velvet lined box with a beautiful diamond ring which attached to it was a wedding proposal. Nellie turned to Stan who was on bended knee and she ...........

bargoo
08-11-2007, 07:31 PM
Was surprised and delighted and said yes, and we can have a chocolate chip cookie wedding cake.

murphmitch
08-11-2007, 07:40 PM
Xylophones played as she walked down the aisle to meet her beloved.

murphmitch
08-13-2007, 05:02 PM
Zealously she grabbed her groom and ran out back door while everyone gasped.

bargoo
08-13-2007, 06:30 PM
Yet she was very nervous.

murphmitch
08-15-2007, 07:48 PM
I'll start with an A since we had a Z.

A driver was waiting outside in a limo to take them to....

bargoo
08-15-2007, 10:41 PM
Betty Ford Clinic where they could........

murphmitch
08-16-2007, 11:50 AM
clean out from all the chocolate in their system, but when they got there, they saw......

bargoo
08-17-2007, 05:32 PM
David Hasselhoff eating a cheeseburger.

purpleorc
08-17-2007, 06:10 PM
Eleanora the head nurse whom looked like a right battle axe showed them into the clinic and then ..........

murphmitch
08-17-2007, 07:01 PM
forced them into a locked room and told them to wait for.....

bargoo
08-17-2007, 07:59 PM
Get ready for their psyche evaluation.

purpleorc
08-18-2007, 07:43 AM
Horace the psychiatrist came to the locked room to give them their psychiatric assessment and with him he brought .....

bargoo
08-18-2007, 10:04 AM
Ingrid the swedish masseuse who ........

purpleorc
08-18-2007, 01:11 PM
Jumped up and down on their back saying it was part of their treatment plan but ..........

murphmitch
08-18-2007, 01:46 PM
kissing was much more fun so they left and.......

bargoo
08-19-2007, 05:28 PM
Loped down the street , hoping to................

murphmitch
08-19-2007, 05:45 PM
meet up with Mabel, the local expert in chocolate chip cookie baking.

bargoo
08-19-2007, 08:30 PM
Not finding Mabel, they decided to try and find David Hasselhoff maybe he will share his cheeseburger.

murphmitch
08-19-2007, 10:21 PM
Obviously they were obsessed with food so they decided instead to find a.....

bargoo
08-20-2007, 03:16 AM
pizza parlor and ordered..................

purpleorc
08-20-2007, 07:25 AM
Quickly, the biggest pizza they could see on the menu but when the bill came for the meal they realized they had no money between them, so they ...................

bargoo
08-20-2007, 09:43 AM
Rushed out the back door hoping..................

murphmitch
08-20-2007, 08:05 PM
someone would pick up their tab, but instead out ran the.....

afb0407
08-20-2007, 08:11 PM
table cloth.....along with there broken dishes that had fallen in a trail behind them....they knew they were busted.....and all of a sudden...

purpleorc
08-21-2007, 09:54 AM
Umberto a friend of both Nellie and Stan came through the door and picked up their bill for them and then he took them to ...........