little chick
03-20-2007, 02:13 PM
I hope this does not offend anyone but it was way to cute not to share.:p
A koala was sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint
when a little lizard walked past and looked up and said:
"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"
The koala says:
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala and they burned a few. After a while the little lizard says his mouth was 'dry' and was going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and
helped him to the side, then asked the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"
A koala was sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint
when a little lizard walked past and looked up and said:
"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"
The koala says:
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala and they burned a few. After a while the little lizard says his mouth was 'dry' and was going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and
helped him to the side, then asked the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"