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10-27-2001, 09:18 PM
A skeleton walked into a bar and said to the bartender:

"Give me a beer and a mop"

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10-29-2001, 10:07 AM
This guy goes to a Halloween party with a girl on his back.
"What the heck are you?" asks the host.
"I'm a snail," says the guy.
"But... you have a girl on your back," replies the host.
"Yeah," he says, "that's Michelle!"