Lighten Up! - Halloween Joke Time

A skeleton walked into a bar and said to the bartender:

"Give me a beer and a mop"



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This guy goes to a Halloween party with a girl on his back.
"What the heck are you?" asks the host.
"I'm a snail," says the guy.
"But... you have a girl on your back," replies the host.
"Yeah," he says, "that's Michelle!"