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tikanique
02-15-2007, 02:58 PM
There's a radio station here that is pretty funny in the AMs. This morning they were talking to a guy that is doing the Wii weight loss plan. He plays Nintendo Wii (sports package) at least 30 minutes a day every day and in 6 weeks has lost 9 lbs. THEN they got on people that are doing the Sex workout plan. These people are hitting the sheets 3 - 4 times a day and two different women that called in said they have each dropped about 40 lbs. in the past 2 - 3 months. They didn't tell how much their partners have lost, only that they are very happy.

The DJ then got two guys on the phone that have agreed to compete - one doing the Wii workout and the other doing the Whoopee workout. They are going to track their progress and see who loses the most weight in a given time period. They aren't modifying their eating at all, just playing Wii and getting busy.

I hadn't heard of either of the two "exercise plans" but am curious to know if anyone is hearing anything about these in their neck of the woods?

Tiki


nelie
02-15-2007, 03:19 PM
3-4 times per day? who has that much time?

Soggy
02-15-2007, 03:20 PM
I've been telling dh I want a Wii in part for the workout. I tried it out at a friend's house and it was awesome and so much fun. Between that and my Dance Dance Revolution I bet I'd get a great workout.

Oh and those who can hit the sheets 3-4 times a day obviously have no kids or at least have no kids at home.


phantastica
02-15-2007, 03:22 PM
I hope the Whoopee guy doesn't suddenly develop .. performance anxiety!

EZMONEY
02-15-2007, 03:26 PM
3-4 times per day? who has that much time?

Or afford that much VIAGRA?

Reddalice
02-15-2007, 03:29 PM
ROFLMAO! I don't know if I could enjoy sex if I made it a "workout." Then doing it 3-4 times a day? If that was spontaneous combustion of lust- then yeah! I wouldn't be focusing on my rolls and how I want them gone.

EZMONEY
02-15-2007, 03:30 PM
To be honest, since I turned 50, I get up to Wii 2 or 3 times a night, haven't noticed any weight loss. My $$$ is on the couple doing the chaka-chaka.

tikanique
02-15-2007, 03:45 PM
EZ you are a HOT MESS!!!

They asked the ladies if their partners were using Viagra and they said no. They also asked if making it an exercise regiment made it less enjoyable and one lady got to discussing how they keep it new by using various positions, gadgets and gizmos, tantric, etc. The whole program was hilarious especially the position discussion because they had to be careful of what they said since it was on the radio.

Tiki

ennay
02-15-2007, 03:49 PM
To be honest, since I turned 50, I get up to Wii 2 or 3 times a night, haven't noticed any weight loss. My $$$ is on the couple doing the chaka-chaka. LMAO Gary. I think you have to Wii for 30 minutes straight....up that water intake boy! To misquote League of their Own "Thats some serious Wii-ing"

alinnell
02-15-2007, 03:51 PM
Oh, my goodness, this is too funny.

I agree Nelie, who has the time? And do you have to run home for a quickie several times during the day? It's not like you can do it at the office!!

Gary, we all wii during the night!! But my DS does have a Wii and it can be a good workout depending on what sport you're doing. Bowling isn't one of them! I think boxing was the one that got my MIL and me huffing and puffing (yes, we fought each other on the Wii).

sweet_talker
02-15-2007, 04:03 PM
Maybe they're college students with flexible schedules :rofl:

ennay
02-15-2007, 04:26 PM
Well dh and I used to work together, but guess we were chicken. 3-4 times a day. :rofl: that is hilarious to think of.

Is it sad that the Wii sounds like a better choice?

EZMONEY
02-15-2007, 04:29 PM
EZ you are a HOT MESS!!!

They asked the ladies if their partners were using Viagra and they said no. They also asked if making it an exercise regiment made it less enjoyable and one lady got to discussing how they keep it new by using various positions, gadgets and gizmos, tantric, etc. The whole program was hilarious especially the position discussion because they had to be careful of what they said since it was on the radio.

Tiki

Good thing I didn't hear it TIKI, I may have had an accident ;)

LMAO Gary. I think you have to Wii for 30 minutes straight....up that water intake boy! To misquote League of their Own "Thats some serious Wii-ing"

Thanks ENNAY, I'll tell Angie you gave me permission to have a couple of more beers at night! :carrot:

Oh, my goodness, this is too funny.

I agree Nelie, who has the time? And do you have to run home for a quickie several times during the day? It's not like you can do it at the office!!

But what about the softball snack-bar, if you and your wife are the ones to close that night? ;)

Gary, we all wii during the night!! But my DS does have a Wii and it can be a good workout depending on what sport you're doing. Bowling isn't one of them! I think boxing was the one that got my MIL and me huffing and puffing (yes, we fought each other on the Wii).

My daughter and her boyfriend/fiance :p played that here one night...cool.

Maybe they're college students with flexible schedules :rofl:

Or just plain "flexible" ;)

tikanique
02-15-2007, 04:38 PM
Definitely flexible what with all the position descriptions they had going AND creative. One caller said that her partner lived an hour away so she only saw him twice a week so she doubled up the sessions. I thought she was either lying or a huge investor in both Viagra and KY.

Tiki

EZMONEY
02-15-2007, 06:28 PM
Definitely flexible what with all the position descriptions they had going AND creative. One caller said that her partner lived an hour away so she only saw him twice a week so she doubled up the sessions. I thought she was either lying or a huge investor in both Viagra and KY.

Tiki

OR 18!

EZMONEY
02-15-2007, 06:31 PM
Well dh and I used to work together, but guess we were chicken. 3-4 times a day. :rofl: that is hilarious to think of.

Is it sad that the Wii sounds like a better choice?

You talkin' to me? didn't you see my VALENTINE'S DAY Post? Where I said I slept in my chair? Ahh...but I do remember the good 'ol days...one day I'll tell you gals about **** WEEK! :)

alinnell
02-15-2007, 06:55 PM
You talkin' to me? didn't you see my VALENTINE'S DAY Post? Where I said I slept in my chair? Ahh...but I do remember the good 'ol days...one day I'll tell you gals about **** WEEK! :)

Gary, do tell!

lizziness
02-17-2007, 01:13 PM
Well dh and I used to work together, but guess we were chicken. 3-4 times a day. :rofl: that is hilarious to think of.

Is it sad that the Wii sounds like a better choice?

It's not sad! It's the difference between dating and marriage!! :)

EZMONEY
02-17-2007, 05:54 PM
It's not sad! It's the difference between dating and marriage!! :)

I think it has more to do with AGE! :)

liz321
02-19-2007, 02:43 PM
For sure...if they are young it could happen...and finding the time and place would be part of the fun and probably a part of the exersise regime....

I was told that no matter what you were doing in bed...eating an apple was the equivilent to one sex session....in terms of calories burnt....

Sounds like a riot!

Liz

ennay
02-19-2007, 05:57 PM
I think it has more to do with AGE! :)

Are you calling me OLD Gary?

EZMONEY
02-19-2007, 10:16 PM
OK ENNAY so you have been reading my posts for awhile, it's clear I am not the sharpest tool in the shed...however...I am smart enough to know to NEVER EVER NEVER EVER NEVER EVER mention a women's age...unless you are ABSOLUTELY sure when you do that you are taking at least 5-8 (10 just is too obvious) years off their real one! So to answer your question ~ :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :ziplip: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :nono: :no: :no: :no: :no: :tape: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :nose:

ennay
02-20-2007, 12:28 AM
Better my age than my weight! :lol:

Oh wait, you KNOW my weight...shoot.

tikanique
02-20-2007, 12:07 PM
I disagree with the eating an apple uses same amount of calories as sex. What the HECK were they doing when they ate the apple? Was it tied to a string, suspended from a rafter and the person had to jump up and down just to get a bite? I'm not saying I'm the best-most-energetic-blow-your-mind-and-make-you-cry-for-momma bed person (then again, maybe I am ;) ), BUT I've eaten an apple and done the deed and the two do NOT use the same amount of energy.:devil:

Tiki

ennay
02-20-2007, 01:48 PM
lol..no tiki...sex burns the # of calories in an apple. eat apple, have sex...net zero calories

tikanique
02-20-2007, 02:22 PM
:rofl: Oh okay, now I get it. :rofl:

ennay
02-20-2007, 03:36 PM
:rofl: I am still trying to picture "aerobic eating"