100 lb. Club - What have you lost?

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01-26-2007, 12:43 PM
I saw this on another site and had to bring it over to you all.

What Have You Lost?

Your weight loss =

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

01-26-2007, 12:49 PM

This is so awesome! I printed out a copy for my fridge!

Fats and Oils an average American eats in a year

01-26-2007, 12:57 PM
OMG, I lost a newborn calf. Now if I could only lose MY calves. :tantrum:

01-26-2007, 01:33 PM
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year and a Guinea Pig. lol

01-26-2007, 01:33 PM
cheese an average American eats in a year and a Guinea Pig. lol

01-26-2007, 01:43 PM

This will be fun to combine amounts like:

I have lost 66 Guinea Pigs OR EIGHT human heads and a rack of baby back ribs OR my all-time favorite combo: an elephant's penis and FOUR DOZEN Krispy Kreme glazed donuts!

What a hoot!:rofl:


01-26-2007, 01:55 PM
.....hhhmmmm, I've lost an elephant's penis.....

01-26-2007, 02:01 PM
In all since highschool I've lost between a 5000 BTU air conditioner and
an elephant’s penis. LOL..

and since I started this site I've lost 10 dozen large eggs. 0_o

01-26-2007, 04:18 PM
Holy **** I've almost lost an average sized fashion model!

wanna b thin
01-26-2007, 04:39 PM
Thank you Casey, this is too cool.

I've lost a cinder block, a human head and a human brain, a house cat, an ostrich egg, a chihuahua and a guinea pig. I'll stay away from those elephant parts, LOL.

01-26-2007, 04:45 PM
A mid sized microwave for me.

And I've got an Irish Setter left to lose.

And when I get to goal I will have lost an Ostrich egg, plus, a 2-month old horse.

01-26-2007, 04:59 PM
I love this so much!!

I've lost an elephant's penis and an ostrich egg!!! And I don't miss them, let me tell you...OR I've lost a bald eagle, two average 2-year-olds, and a rack of baby back ribs!

Now all I have to do is get rid of these four average housecats and two guinea pigs I'm carrying around...

01-26-2007, 06:28 PM
Personally, I would like to talk to the brave person who weighed an elephant's penis!!? :dizzy:

01-26-2007, 06:31 PM
Actually, I weigh in yodels. :p

Really, they are my favorite and I haven't had one in years.
But I can gauge my progess by noting that I have lost the equivalent of 3,200 yodels. Yum.

01-26-2007, 08:35 PM
Yeah, rockinrobin, we do have a lot in common. We have both lost a newborn calf. LOL.

01-26-2007, 09:45 PM
So far - I have almost lost a baby - ( about time I guess - my baby is 14 years old...LOL :D )

Oh wow - when I get to my goal weight - I get to lose a fashion model....:joker:

01-26-2007, 10:05 PM
You know how you always kinda hope people notice that you're losing weight, and then at the same time you're hoping that people don't notice? After reading this, I'm hoping that people don't notice for another 15 lbs so that when they do finally notice I can tell them that I've lost the poor 'ol elephant's penis!

01-26-2007, 10:18 PM
Oh to see the look on someones face when they get that response :dizzy:

I think I would want to have a camera with me to record the moment...

"You said you lost WHAT??" LOL

01-26-2007, 10:24 PM
How fun!

I've lost an average 5'11" fashion model, 10 dozen large eggs and an average human brain.

01-26-2007, 10:44 PM
Tammy!! You lost a fashion model! That's insane! Wow, that really puts it into perspective. How wonderful!

01-26-2007, 11:16 PM
It's so fun to look at it like this! I can't weight until I lose an average adult woman. :)

01-26-2007, 11:27 PM
Excellent, I lost a human leg and a baby!

01-27-2007, 12:54 PM
Hello Ladies......I love this thread.
I've lost a human head :bravo:and the World’s Largest Ball of Tape :carrot: