I hope MY DH never sees the stash in my quilting room. He would say the same thing, Mauvaisroux. I keep it in a dresser in drawers, and in a big box. When a great shop in town went out of business, I went and bought tons of fabric at 1/2 price, and hid it and hid the Visa bill, till it was paid. Heehee.
My MIL (once again---sigh) can bite me.