My favorite was walking through the mall a group of boys"mooed" (yes like a cow) at me. My gorgeous model best friend promptly had them escorted out of the mall, after she humilated them (I wanted to crawl under the floor)
At 10 my grandmother took me for a walk telling me that I needed to lose weight if I wanted to grow up and find a good man, then she walked me back to the house and we baked cookies.
On my 24th birthday I have two roommates and we lived next store to a group of guys that had a rock n roll band. One of the guys had slept with both of my roomates, and the night of my birthday he hit on me, telling me "most guys wouldn't sleep with you...but I will" I sent him home after telling him he wasn't my type.
The stock....
you're so pretty if you would just lose weight you would be perfect
Just eat less---Just exercise-
My favorite comeback.....I may be fat, but your ugly....and I can lose weight.