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Old 02-01-2004, 08:42 PM   #1  
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Exclamation Okay - Let's Really Get Creative...once Upon A Time....

Better, and more fun than word association - the never ending tale!

A story begins - we each add a sentence or two or a couple of paragraphs....and we're off and running....let's see how creative we really are....I'll start...no need to copy/cut and paste...just continue on next "reply".

Here we go!

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Once upon a time there was a very slim and sexy lady called Carborina....despite her curves and lovely body alas she was alone and drowned her loneliness and sorrows in some low carb beer and a single malt scotch now and again.

One evening, while sitting at the local watering hole she was approached by.....


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Old 02-01-2004, 08:55 PM   #2  
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Dr. Phil who asked her to join him for his "Dont hate because Im Beautiful " show .
Corborina agreed to join the group but had one condition .
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That he would set her up on a date with
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Richard simmons. Because, well, he's gay and high carb--it would never work.
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Dr. Phil could not agree to her condition but approached her with a second offer....
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He could hook her up with a Tony Little look alike and years supply of...
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pure liquid splenda, imported directly from...
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Portland, Oregon and various Canadian providences....areas known for their low-carb enthusiasts. But the slim and sexy Carborina said "NO!" It wasn't Splenda she yearned for, it was......
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.....caffine. Carborina was horribly addicted to caffine and was always looking for a low carb way to get her next fix. It was finally getting to the point where she didn't care about the carb count, and she knew this was dangerous.
Not being able to hide her secret any longer she broke down and told her entire story to Dr. Phil who suggested....
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someone that didn't look as good as her. That way in the morning she could...
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roll over and be scared out of bed by the sight of who was lying next to her. Her adrenaline would be pumping so hard that caffeine would no longer be a necessity.

Carborina thought this over and decided....
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... that it wasn't such a horrible idea. After all, it had been quite some time since a man had sent her heart to racing... even if it was going to be in the negative way. So, Carborina set out in search of an ugly man.........
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Now, ugly men aren't hard to find, but Carborina wanted a terribly ugly man. One that would really do the job. So, she wasn't satisfied until she found...
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Carl, the owner of Carbohydrate World, the nutrition store that offered every food item in the world.. double the carbs. From the moment she saw him, Carborina knew....
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she'd found her man. He was a mass unevenly colored flesh accented with an array of pocks, scars, pimples, and a certain spot near his neck that looked a little oozey.

Carborina took a deep breath...
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