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Old 12-17-2013, 05:10 PM   #1
cfan
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Talking Who's Ready for a Wedding?!...NOT ME!

Don't worry boys, its not my wedding ;p My older sister is getting married and she named me the legendary MOH- maiden of h-e- double hockey sticks...A.K.A maid of honor. This is the kick in the pants I really need. It's Oct. 30th, 2014. While it does make me feel better that the rest of her girls are bigger than me- I am currently 289 and 5'9", I am resolute to look fabulous and be truly fantastic looking. This is my start. Who else is with me? Hauntingly beautiful for Halloween 2014? Woot.
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I have a confession to make. ...I am... an EATER!…This is what America needs—to show that real women are real women. If you're naturally slim, fine. Okay, but come on! Starving ourselves to get thin. No hips, no breasts...until we look just like little boys. Girlfriends, big or small, thin or fat, worship that body. It's the only one you've got!

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