Thanks for the comments everyone. I've been scouring the internet for recipes to try and I'm really looking forward to experimenting today.
I went to the supermarket for quinoa on Saturday. I couldn't find it so I went to customer service to ask if they carried it. The woman gave me a blank look so I repeated my request. She then got on her walkie talkie and said to someone, "There's a customer looking for *puzzled look at me* keeenWOAH. Do we have that?"
The quinoa was eventually located and I'm about to make a bowl of quinoa porridge.