[Porthardygurl]

Take a knife to your fat and cut it off your body? Urghhh! I get so frustrated with lugging this fat on my stomach around everywhere..my stomach litterally wiggles and jiggles as i walk..it like bounces side to side..and it hangs over...and its like... i would love to just take a scalpal to it and cut it all off so it would stop jiggling...

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[NEMom]

Sorry your having a bad day. Yes, there are many days I wish I could hack off the bat wings on my arms but I am stuck with them.
Your tummy will thin down as your weight comes off. Patience, one day at a time, it will happen.

[Elladorine]

Heh, this might be TMI but every time I sit on the toilet (don't know why it never happens anywhere else) I notice all the fat on my tummy and realize how much easier of a time I'd have moving around if it was out of the way. I occasionally fantasize about being able to slice it away somehow, but at the same time it's kind of a creepy thought. I'm an apple so my stomach is proportionately larger than the rest of me, and whittling it down will probably be a battle for a long time coming.

[lovemydoggiesx2]

Girls, I know this is serious but, thank you so much for giving me a giggle tonight! This is sooo true. I am a 157lb apple, and still have a huge tummy, I wish I could cut it off too. I sit on the toliet as well and watch my tummy just chillin out on the top of legs and sooo wish it wasn´t there...uggg

[konfyoozed]

i also have a tummy that sits in my lap and it drives me nuts... but i HATE blood so i just wish something would come suck it all away :P

[guacamole]

I am scared of knives - but I wish I could have a magical liposuction treatment where I would be put to sleep and wake up with all the extra fat gone from my body, and a smooth, muscular, and tan physique left in its place. Hey, a girl can dream!

[TiffNeedsChange]

I routinely grab up my blubber belly, pinch it together and imagine it being magically removed. Hate my stomach!! It has a very funny shape since I had my son.

[Aunrio]

So we are talking about self abdominoplasty? Is there a workshop? I imagine it's a lot cheaper to donyourself, but this is one that should be left to the professionals. I imagine carpentry and plumbing are similar. I am definitely a fixer-upper after two c- sections.

[Goody3shoes]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS! I always think how creepy and weird I am after these thoughts, but yes they are definitely there! Even at my lowest weight ever I still had a little tummy. It's such a gruesome thought, but it's there none the less!

[tikanique]

Remember that Judy Blume book, Blubber? The girl comes to school dressed as a flenser, which is a person that strips the blubber off of whales? Well I've often wished I could be a flenser and strip away my OWN blubber. Odd how thoughts we think are bizarre and so out of the ordinary are not so out of the ordinary after all.

[Only Me]

I don't like knives and I'm afraid of pain but I do understand the sentiment. I hate that it takes so damn long to take off the extra weight ounce by ounce. I would love to quickly remove the excess weight off my thighs, hips, and stomach.

[Tai]

Ouch; sounds painful! When I was 272 I used to wish I could just unzip and step out of my weight like a fat suit.

[Beach Patrol]

I'm losing weight the "right" way (eat less/move more) but still... if I had the cash... I'd be make'n an appt w/a plastic surgeon & get this "gut" and my "bat wings" gone for good!!! ...and while I'm at it, a butt lift and some de-wrinklin' for good measure!!!

[BuddysBuddy]

Bat wings make me sad
(echos of the fiber one commercial)

[Beach Patrol]

Heh... come to think of it... I wouldn't mind bat wings if they were REALLY actual "bat wings" and I could fly.