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Old 03-27-2011, 12:50 PM   #1
ANOther
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Minneapolis
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Default Text messaging codes for seniors

"Thought you needed help with texting your friends ... after all, the kids have all their little codes ... like BFF, WTF, etc. So here are the codes for seniors:

"ATD At the Doctor's

"BFF Best Friend's Funeral

"BTW Bring the Wheelchair

"BYOT Bring Your Own Teeth

"CBM Covered by Medicare

"CUATSC See You at the Senior Center

"DWI Driving While Incontinent

"FWBB Friend with Beta Blockers

"FWIW Forgot Where I Was

"FYI Found Your Insulin

"GGPBL Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

"GHA Got Heartburn Again

"HGBM Had Good Bowel Movement

"IMHO Is My Hearing-Aid On?

"LMDO Laughing My Dentures Out

"LOL Living on Lipitor

"LWO Lawrence Welk's On

"OMMR On My Massage Recliner

"OMSG Oh My! Sorry, Gas

"ROFL ... CGU Rolling on the Floor Laughing ... Can't Get Up!

"TTYL Talk to You Louder

"WAITT Who Am I Talking To?

"WTFA Wet the Furniture Again

"WTP Where's the Prunes

"WWNO Walker Wheels Need Oil

"Hope these help!

"GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In!"
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