So yesterday morning I was all dressed up and ready for church, except for my shoes...I had kicked off the tennis shoes I wanted to wear off in the family room the night before. Well, I couldn't find one of the shoes....
This is not uncommon as one of my golden retrievers carries my shoes all over the house....she will steal them from the closet, the shoe shelf in the entry, my bathroom, beside one of my recliners...wherever I kick them off. Luckily for me she has quit chewing them several years ago
She will place them anywhere...back yard, garage, her crate, the spare bedrooms....she will pile several of them up in one spot over the course of the day sometimes.
As I was bent over looking through the pile in the closet I realized that my wife has
way too many shoes!
I started counting....the ones on the 2 racks on the floor of the closet....the ones on the middle shelf...the top shelf...those in boxes....those in bags...
Over 50 pairs of shoes
I swear...as I am typing this post one of my shoes comes flying down the stairs into the family room...she dropped it from the top of the stairs when she started barking at me...she wants a
cookie....
Anyway, on the way to church I politely...with all due respect...might have mentioned to my wife she has way too many shoes....
wrong answer!
She
convinced me that maybe I should just
be quiet about her shoes and she won't bring up my
T-shirts and sweatshirts....
But here is the
dealio....
When I was
telling her...fyi...she is not fond of my
telling her anything....
As I was saying...I brought it to her attention that she had over 50 pairs of shoes...she said I probably didn't count the ones on the top shelf....I told her I did....
that I even counted the flip-flops in the box...all 10 of them....
That is when she informed me that
FLIP-FLOP DON'T COUNT!
I
laughed..."What do you mean flip-flops don't count?"
She just said they just don't....
So what I wanna know is....
DO OR DO NOT FLIP-FLOPS COUNT?