WHERE THE HECK HAS DC HOUND BEEN??????
Uh, somehow I seem to have collected a boyfriend. How'd that happen???? I was NOT trying, I promise. It just happened. In point of fact he'd been working on it overtime since November and I guess it finally worked, I gave in. I have NEVER been in a normal relationship before...wow. It's totally surreal. He, like, goes out of his way to do nice stuff for me, like take my car to be detailed without even asking first, and going on the internet to find restaurant entree carb counts...gee whiz, this is nice.
In fact, it's so serious, I called the parents to tell them. Y'all, I met my ex-husband when I was 12 years old and hadn't been in another relationship since we divorced in 2003 so I have NEVER introduced anyone to my family. They were SO FREAKING HAPPY I just couldn't believe it. All my friends are so happy you'd think they won the lottery. I just don't get it.
And of course he's a total carboholic...and yeah I have slipped a few times but nothing major and I'm committed to staying on track for the long haul. Besides when you are out shopping for LINGERIE (huh? what's that??) you really are not wanting to be eating anything off plan, ugh.
Congratulate me people, this is the one. And this NEVER would have happened when I weighed 370 lbs, because I would have continued to ignore him until he gave up, simply because I didn't like myself. I like myself now. And I love all of you.
Sending you all kittens and rainbows...from happyland. Ugh!! LOL
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